Maybe he was just counting cards, lots of queens, counting cards and got pulled up by the casino, then when they asked him to explain himself he kept saying underwear at kmart with queens, gotta date with lots of queens underwear at kmart, yeah kmart, im a very good driver. They put the story together misunderstanding what he meant and called the police thinking he was a demented pervert much like swami. Just brainstorming people, don't judge me.