I may be covering some of the same ol’ ground here, but after watching this second dvd, much of these scenes for the 2nd time and as great as his website is the truth is porn on dvd is the STILL best interface for viewing porn. Computer porn and internet stuff is amazing on your computer if you’ve got at least a 2 grand computer or a 1 gig if you’re lucky, but I still like the lucifuturistik disk ritual of putting it in from the couch sinking into some smooth buzzed chromazone cooze flashing in the flesh digital video style. Know what I’m saying, playa?
The question yet to be resolved is when did gonzo become synonymous w/ xxx-extremities? Early gonzo had a pro-am feel to it that evolved from the early VCR-era amateurs like early Homegrown never good to the great later Mike Hott stuff or LBO/Steiner starting out. Stag’s first stuff had that more interpersonal gonzo relationship blurring that same amateurish zeal b/c it had expressional feel it almost that warped into a new era of porn that I don’t necessarily credit to him completely since much of early gonzo videos were reticent of early porn loops and stag flicks which were mainly a camera hold on straight up humping in limited frames. One I have forgot the name shows another dude holding a super 8 on this b grade floozie fucked doggy in garters and stockings like some early gonzo had an amateurish sleazy photo-op feel to it as well. Maybe I just hallucinated that.
Smutmutant gonzo truth 1: Gonzo made the camera the locus of the attention rather than it being just an object to perform in front of. Nowadays , the camera is the digital Baccahus device to an extention of the viewers reality not necessarily to an audience in an X-rated movie theater but to a raincoater that may only leave home just to rent or suburban houshold business who get their porn in the big city. And , then came dvds so now it’s the internet porn guys w/ websites like Frank Wank are just the cyber evolution of the loop smokers of yore therefore mirroring early gonzo at the height of late-80’s/early 90’s VHS video porn boon. The once revolutionary videotape porn-era was not yet waning just as gonzo gave it a second wind taking hold via upstart Evil Angel, Rodniney Moore and others morphed and warped like early JM Productions & Steiner post LBO. Shit, fuck that history crap. It makes no sense. Fuck streaming gonzo flicks after the fact just let Frank Wank step off the internet into the POV ring of porn intially made for the dvd release universe, so to my perverted mind it makes him an innovator of great internet POV pimpd onto dvd. Yeah, there’s Bang Bros., Bruno B. and other net POV follies coming out on dvd or eventually, but Frank Wank the superpimp is the coolest character on the net and it’s only pimp move for him to get offline to cash in. Many perverts or straight suits don’t want CC Bill on their credit cards nor does anyone want MORE credit card debt, so to me dvds make MORE sense even though I don’t have ANY credit, but that’s my bad.
First scene is perhaps my fave onn the dvd b/c it features Katin’s d-cup bunji- baps. Even when the super pimp makes his intros she is salivacious in her black fishnet top. Incredible oogles of her jigglers. Nikki Loren helps the thundertick sing raining it's pouring most other porn is boring. Just look at the rest of the line-up still smokin’ Sativa Rose and Kat Jailbait should be last name. The stable rounds out w/ Dasha & Jordan O’ Neil that Smut didn’t bother with, but you can mos def trust Frank to deliver the hoes to your eyes and boobtubesteak. Getting back to the basics of gonzo Smutmutant says you’re a jive pev if you don’t peep into Frank Wank’s Pimp O'View. [Pariah Pictures]
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