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#96736 - 04/18/05 08:42 PM Can I make it in porn? hehe
RobertF Offline
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Loc: SoCal
What do you think?




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#96737 - 04/18/05 09:23 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
I bet he's got a future with Nacho's videos.



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#96738 - 04/18/05 09:45 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
Evil Klown Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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#96739 - 04/18/05 10:06 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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#96740 - 04/18/05 10:29 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Thank you for rehashing this much-needed photo.
I hope and pray it warms the cockels of your heart. If you want to see more of me and my Canadian love muscle, check out the fine line of movies at www.platinumxpictures.com. That's www.platinumxpictures.com. Once more, www.platinumxpictures.com.
Thanks,
Brandon

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#96741 - 04/18/05 10:32 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
RobertF Offline
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
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Thank you for rehashing this much-needed photo.
I hope and pray it warms the cockels of your heart. If you want to see more of me and my Canadian love muscle, check out the fine line of movies at www.platinumxpictures.com. That's www.platinumxpictures.com. Once more, www.platinumxpictures.com.
Thanks,
Brandon




I love your work Brandon. I am just fucking with ya.
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#96742 - 04/18/05 10:36 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
Please, no one needs to "fuck with me."

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#96743 - 04/18/05 11:09 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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If you want to see more of me and my Canadian love muscle
Thanks,
Brandon




I'd much rather see a copy of your visa or work permit than see those disgusting pictures. Asshole.

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#96744 - 04/19/05 10:25 AM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
What time is good for you??

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#96745 - 04/19/05 07:30 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Coming from another Canadian are they hard to get Brandon? (visas)
Love your shit btw, don't mind the haters!


Edited by lance69 (04/19/05 07:31 PM)
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#96746 - 04/19/05 07:42 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
If you want something bad enough, you will find a way. I know an excellent lawyer.

Bornyo's problem is he doesn't know what he wants. He is disappointed that his life did not turn out as he thought it would. He has resorted to taking out his frustrations on those he envies. It's a common affliction known as could-have-been-a-contender-itis. No one gave him his shot! Of course, he never took one either.

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#96747 - 04/19/05 07:45 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Cool I'll hit you up sometime for his name, when I come down south. Cheers and beers!
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#96748 - 04/20/05 09:36 AM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Bornyo's problem is ....




Tell you what Brandon. You leave psychology to the professionals and stick to porn and self-promotion. I don't care for your stuff but apparently a lot of people do. Keep posting your pics and I'll keep my comments to myself.

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#96749 - 04/20/05 11:29 AM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
If you look closely he didn't post his own pic,
my assessment is chronic need to get laid more often illness. Tragic
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#96750 - 04/21/05 02:38 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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my assessment is chronic need to get laid more often illness. Tragic




Silly whores. My assessment is chronic need to get an clue illness. Tragic

I'm sorry but that comment was so trite and irritating that even though it wasn't directed at me I needed to comment on your stupidity. You would be a more useful member of society as dog food.

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#96751 - 04/21/05 02:51 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Yet another tragic case, score!
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#96752 - 04/21/05 03:49 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Yet another tragic case, score!




Wrong yet again. I bet that is a constant in your life. Forget using you for dog feed, I wouldn't want to hurt dogs like that. You should be used as a base in a soup for the homeless. Let me know in a couple years what its like working at Zellers when you porn carrier fails.

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#96753 - 04/21/05 04:09 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Wow, a judgment from someone who doesn't know a damn thing about it eh? I'm glad you found it nessecary to stick your ass in where it wasn't asked, thank for that, chuckle head. You must really have nothing better to do with your life than to jerk off on these message boards. You must have an awesome life!
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#96754 - 04/21/05 08:36 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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You must really have nothing better to do with your life than to jerk off on these message boards.




If only that was true. I would love to have more free time. With my internship I hardly have time to stop by here. What was it you do with your free time? Ohh right, figure out more ways to get fucked for money. Interesting, I suppose you will have more to show for your life as a whore in the end. Good luck.

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#96755 - 04/21/05 09:19 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Wow, you do know i'm a guy right numb nuts?
I bet at work your one of those guys who always tries to step into other people's conversations whether they want you or not. And with your attitude towards women im sure you'll make an excellent daddy someday. No wonder you can't get laid now piss off and your unqualified opinions to yourself.
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#96756 - 04/21/05 11:40 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Wow, you do know i'm a guy right numb nuts?




Yes I guessed that much. You don't need to be a cock socket to be a whore.... well you do like brandon, maybe you are one.

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I bet at work your one of those guys who always tries to step into other people's conversations whether they want you or not.




Stop projecting, you don't have enough cards to beat me at this game.

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And with your attitude towards women im sure you'll make an excellent daddy someday.




Hey my attitude is towards whores. As in the words of garfield, " I treat ladies like ladies and whores like whores." Not an exact quote but it works.

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No wonder you can't get laid now piss off and your unqualified opinions to yourself.




My lady is laughing at your manwhorishness right now. Your too dumb to make it in the real world so you sell your body. Feel good about the legacy your going to leave? I do.


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#96757 - 04/22/05 12:15 AM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
unless you guys step it up and make me at least giggle im deleting the thread

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#96758 - 04/22/05 12:17 AM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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unless you guys step it up and make me at least giggle im deleting the thread




What's the difference between a bitch and a slut?

A bitch does everyone but you.


Don't delete it... put it in the shit list at least.

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#96759 - 04/22/05 12:31 AM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
well that was a little better

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#96760 - 04/22/05 04:14 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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unless you guys step it up and make me at least giggle im deleting the thread




That's what I love about this place - the moderators have their priorities straight.
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#96761 - 04/23/05 09:32 PM Re: Can I make it in porn? hehe
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
so i've spent a summer or two learning my H-1Bs from my L-1As and how to lie about the prevailing wage at probably the best immigration firm on the east coast. what kind of visa do they give pornographers? i'm inclined to believe he's probably kosher to work her by virtue of being a canuck, but i'm curious. it's mind-numbingly boring stuff, but thankfully my friend's dad started the place so i'd just stare at indian names with 89 random letters massively hungover. but people always joked about how they'd get strippers and such into the country and there are a few of the younger lawyers who would get a kick out of this. so how did you swing it brandon?
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