Jim Powers Releases Garbage Pail Girls!
Worthless whores. Collect them all.
April 18, 2005



Chatsworth, CA – J.M. Productions and Powersville, Inc. are pleased to announce that the highly collectable Jim Powers’ Garbage Pail Girls series #1 will hit the streets on DVD & VHS on April 25th. This is new series from the demented mind of multiple award winning director Jim Powers’ features four hardcore anal vignettes featuring some of the hottest whores in the jizz biz today.

“From the title you might guess that this series & its vignettes are modeled after the line of collectable stickers & cards popular among kids back in the 80s,” explains JM publicist Tony Malice, “But Jim told me not to say that or he’d get sued.” That being said, the gross, yet highly stroke-worthy whores included in the first volume of the series are Garbage Mouth Gia (Gia Paloma), Trash Can Tina (Marie Love), Cream Puff Patty (Patricia Petite), and Toilet Seat Trudie (Tiffani Leigh).

Garbage Pail Girls is more than just another hot fuck video filled with stupid whores engaging in merciless anal sex. Powersville’s goal is to spin the series into a marketing and merchandising bonanza. “I want every child in America to have a Garbage Pail Girls lunchbox and to eat Garbage Pail Girls cereal,” explains director and marketing guru Jim Powers, “Unfortunately, I think we have to blur out the gaping anuses on those.”

Convicted felon turned psychologically disturbed director Khan Tusion, whose Pariah Pictures videos are also distributed by JM approves of Powers’ marketing approach. “I really like the direction that Jim is going with his merchandising, he is a true visionary,” explains Khan, “We investigated making Meat Holes brand sausage in 2002, but gave up on the idea when our attorneys said we had to make it out of pork instead of whores.”

Powersville, Inc. is also looking for new point of sale vendors to diversify the distribution channel for Garbage Pail Girls merchandise, including theme parks, fast food tie-ins, and ice cream trucks.

Distributors wishing to order Garbage Pail Girls series #1 on VHS & DVD should contact J.M. Productions at 800-550-3659. For more information or to order your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!

What no Missy?

I think she was busy moving her coffee table around until it was just right

I'm happy to see Patricia Petite in more and more movies . I hope she sticks around for awhile in smutland.