jesus, this kinda just hurts to watch now, the man is still singing and dancing and wearing stuff he got from a kansas city-yardsale in 1976. but something's different now, there's a look of sheer terror on his face-terror as he woke up one day and realized what he is and what his future is. thanks to monstar for the pic

i'm actually amazed someone from this board (aside from longshot) checked out my site.

aside from that,for the most part Wankus has always been pretty kool to me. i got nothing bad to say about the guy.

whoa, there's an additional factor torturing wankus these days--ksex's lease is up and it sounds like they've already done some shopping if they've been reduced to begging for an industry-discount on porn-gossip sites. this from adultfyi

This quote from the link jamesn posted made me shoot Dr. Pepper out my nose.

"As the Burbank based broadcast company watches their lease termination date draw near [June 8, 2005], Program Director, Wankus was heard muttering, "am I going to be walking down DeSoto in Chatsworth with a microphone, tape deck and a tin can full of change?"

Classic.

Quote:

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General Manager, Chris R said, "We would love to find a like-minded business that would be willing to give up 1800-2000 sq ft. of space at a good central porn location. We are willing to sub-lease the space at a reasonable rate, build a sound stage and help drive talent to their doorstep."

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So we have "Chris R." and "Wankus" and some guy named Harry Palms or something. Reputable. About as smart as taking free legal advice from Father Guido on a porn message board.

You see wankus talk about ashton moore and haven getting kicked out of canada for haven having coke residue on her bag. Wankus has a axe to grind with her because she flaked on ksex a bunch of times (what a shocker a coke head not being reliable). He really goes after her but tries to put in little comments to try and get himself off the hook of a) having to back it up and B) any legal action, like a fucking coke head porn star is going to sue him.


"Ashton is 100% pure jewel," Wankus observed. "She is a girl who doesn't do drugs. She has a head on her shoulders. She's a business woman. She's a married woman. She's got a kid. She's like part of the PTA in her own hometown. This girl has got it together. Haven, on the other hand, is a well know star but she's always problems." Continuing his story, Wankus said Moore and Haven went to Canada. "They land and are ready to go to work at this club. They go through customs and every little detail of customs. And it's a pain in the ass sometimes and they're still trying to hide the fact that they're dancers saying that they're there on personal business. They don't want to deal with the bullshit."

Wankus trying to get himself off the hook, heres what was scattered in the article.


Wankus did say that some of the information he was relaying was coming from a friend.


According to Wankus, the strategy seems bent on keeping feature dancing in Canada and exclusively Canadian. "I've only heard this from a friend so I might be off in the ruling," Wankus said. "This is a friend's story to me. But let's just say this is accurate."

"I've only heard this from a friend so I might be off in the ruling," Wankus said. "This is a friend's story to me. But let's just say this is accurate."

Hopefully "this friend" will finally tell him what a wash up his career is, what a waste of a life and finally the next step to remedy it

you know what's the saddest part? his email address he lists on PR stuff
PSKclub Contact: wankusinthemorning@hotmail.com

someday, he's going to have to stop clinging to that dream of getting back into zany drivetime skits and playing 'n'sync songs.

Wankus was going for a more understated look this week, so he wears a tux-shirt. He compliments it with a bandana. His outfit still lacks a little something so he tops everything off with a scrolling electronic sign-hat. (I changed the message for him) Originals at www.lukeisback.com

Even swami hated being referred to as wankus coming from a guy who chooses to hang around sammura in his free time it speaks volumes.

I go away for 3 days and look what i miss! damn.....


Well, all I can say is he looks like one of the Oral Roberts university-dropout tent-evangelists I saw in Tulsa Oklahoma during a visit in 1991.

He has that farm belt "I know God Personally" look.....

I believe that the more we say it the stronger the rumor that swami is wankus will become.

In every picture Wankus has the same stupid look on his face and why is he always pointing his finger at something? And why does he think looking retarded is funny? There is nothing funny about being stupid unless your a 10 year old.

I would like to chop his fingers off then watch him try and do these stupid poses with his little stump for hands.

someone should shoot him in the back of the head so they can't even have an open casket at his funeral.

What happend with the wankus/ kurt lookwood feud anyways?.

At 8:55 pm on Monday, May 9th, part of me died.