Gia killed my pet goldfish Stu in retribution for the mean spirited topics I've started at her expense. I can't go into too many details because the investigation is still ongoing.

I came home from a nice meal at Long John Silvers to find Stu hanging from a ceiling beam, a tiny little noose around his neck. The cold hearted bitch could have just kept him out of the water, but she wanted to prove a point.

After some investigation, I found clues that led to her involvement. A fresh batch of bananas I purchased a day earlier were missing. Feces was flung on the walls in the den. The toilet seat in the master bedroom was left up, urine splattered around the rim.

And I found this, the most damning of evidence:



As you can see, this is serious. To make matters worse, I think she had an accomplice. Further investigation must be conducted, which I will attend to immediately.

R.I.P



Febuary 15, 2005 - April 17, 2005