Hey Dammit!If you have a kid and any sexual urges at all-sooner or later you will be having that very same conversation.(except you might want to be covering up and you dont want to show them later let them learn out in the street or from cable tv)Its the damn kid thats the problem
If I say I need 10min of privacy to carry out some delicate procedure such as relining my cerebreal cortex,or shaving my prostate(only in porn)and then triple bolt the bathroom door,you can best believe that at the most critical moment(just as seen here)that door will fly open hitting me in the shoulders resulting in my prostate being sliced to ribbons and having to answer a lot of questions that I am just not up for at that exact moment
So if you ever stop by my place you wont have to ask why my kid is handcuffed to the sofa,he just needs to learn to respect my boundaries.