They mix new reports amongst the old ones. Weirdos. Anyway, who do you think this little blurb is about?
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Heard recently that some other porn gossip columnist who has a girlfriend
in the business also pimps out his girl/girlfriend for bachelor parties with celebrities. It was also called to my attention that hoodwinking other girls into the situation was also their evil doing. Well I have one thing to say to all of this...
The moral of the story- Those that think they are literary mental giants had better make sure not to become the product of their own satirical jest unless they want to become the punch-line in their own bad novel.