I was involved in a discussion over in AWOP about the movie Closer. I didn't like it very much, but even more to the point, the scene with Natalie Portman in the strip club was a cheap shot. Here is (copy/pasted form another thread) my assessment of that scene:

Even the part with her butt was not great. It was a tease. She was pulling back her panties, ostensibly exposing her cunt and anus, at point blank range(oh god, here it comes again), to a strip club patron. But it was always JUST OFF CAMERA. Of course, I expected nothing more, but it still hurt this small town boy from TX> All I wanna do it put the head in. You'd think she could accomodate, da' beetch. She's ungrateful, and that's not sexy. It's perverts like me who made her famous in the first place.

Oh yeah, and she's a vegan. That means she shits at least 3 times a day, and it's that loose, drippy, light brown, vegetable shit. I'll bet she wipes back to front, painting her potentially perfect, delicate meat petals with that toxic brown paste.

I'm basically just interested in ya'll's(<--That's how we roll here. I had to put two apostrophes to make it possessive, and it looks even worse) opinion on the movie, and more aspecifically, the scene.

I think she could have at least shown some nip. That shit was obviously designed to be sexy, but it came off as a silly attempt at "showing as much as we can." Fuck. She should just do porn already. And really, I think that's my point . . . . I just want to see her asshole, stained or not.

Thoughts? Or lack thereof?

I hope these pics show up. I'm hotlinking them.

EDIT: Oh fuck, I almost forgot. She's a jew.