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#96139 - 04/16/05 03:51 AM This board needs a junk forum.
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
How do you deal with a known "board killer" who stinks up the place with countless new threads of inane drivel that no-one is really interested in reading or replying to? I'm talking about an individual who is so utterly socially inept that they don't recognise that although they are not technically spamming, they are having the same effect on the readability of the forum.

I suggest a junk forum. Move the garbage threads there, then the rest of us can enjoy the board. And just maybe someone will take a hint.
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#96140 - 04/16/05 04:51 AM Re: This board needs a junk forum.
drpornz Offline
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Registered: 03/31/05
Posts: 213
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If you don't like it, then fuck off to ADT or Wankus' masurbation rooms.

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#96141 - 04/16/05 05:18 AM Re: This board needs a junk forum.
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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If you don't like it, then fuck off to ADT or Wankus' masurbation rooms.




The general consensus is that it is you who should fuck off. I was merely suggesting an alternative method of quality control.

Let's put it to a vote:

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#96142 - 04/16/05 06:59 AM Re: This board needs a junk forum.
drpornz Offline
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Dude, your fucking poll stinks. What the fuck do you do but complain. Write a review or something you asshole. You're probably still a virgin you freak. Check out my new KAMI ANDREWS reviews on the DVD section and become a man. For once in your sad life. How the hell you have three stars I will never know. You're the biggest asshole ever.

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#96143 - 04/16/05 07:08 AM Re: This board needs a junk forum.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Funny- the poll results don't lie. Ivor I have been trying to negotiate a trade at ADT, this guy for AC Cream. They're laughing at me and they're laughing at xpt. Several made the comment about how glad they were he settled here rather than there.

Wankus says he didn't ban him. Dead as the ksex boards are, Wankus probably misses him.

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#96144 - 04/16/05 07:21 AM Re: This board needs a junk forum.
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Dude, your fucking poll stinks. What the fuck do you do but complain. Write a review or something you asshole. You're probably still a virgin you freak. Check out my new KAMI ANDREWS reviews on the DVD section and become a man. For once in your sad life. How the hell you have three stars I will never know. You're the biggest asshole ever.




Now this is more like it. You don't have to be popular to fit in here, just don't trash the place for everyone else. If you quit starting all the garbage threads and made some more combative posts, then you might just be able to turn things around. There's a vacancy at the bottom of the food chain in the Monkey Cage and your intellectual capacity qualifies you perfectly for the job.
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#96145 - 04/16/05 07:23 AM Re: This board needs a junk forum.
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
+1, as they say.

Although, I think his ineptness does have some comedic value. Truly. It's like watching dogs fuck. Not something you seek out, but it is amusing. Oh fuck, who am I kidding? Bring on the poodles!
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#96146 - 04/16/05 11:14 AM And they pick on pr reps posting.
LadyB Offline
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Registered: 02/11/05
Posts: 64
Loc: Chatsworth, CA
At least some of the press releases and pr posts have some news in them.
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#96147 - 04/16/05 12:39 PM Re: And they pick on pr reps posting.
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Current Poll: 19-0

...put a hole in his head.
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#96148 - 04/16/05 02:46 PM Re: And they pick on pr reps posting.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Look it, if you see a Dr.Pornz post why would you evern bother to open the thread- If he bothers you that much just ignore him. If we banned him over this it would be odd us making fun of ADT
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#96149 - 04/16/05 03:15 PM Re: And they pick on pr reps posting.
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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roughly 50% of the time he posts, it's a new thread that's either a plea for attention, too personalized for anyone to reply to or just so mind-bogglingly stupid garfield would laugh at it. absolutely nobody likes him, yet he's responsible for a disproportionate number of the threads you see on the list of posts. the only reply most of those posts recieve is someone telling him how much they hate him. that's a board-killer. he scams stars into doing interviews for phony magazines and if they don't he viciously turns on them. he makes multiple accounts. his avatar is repulsive and makes people recoil and close their browser.

create a recycling bin or hold him to 2 new topics per week so he starts replying to threads instead of just telling us whatever inane shit is in his head at that moment.
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#96150 - 04/16/05 03:17 PM Re: And they pick on pr reps posting.
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Look it, if you see a Dr.Pornz post why would you evern bother to open the thread- If he bothers you that much just ignore him. If we banned him over this it would be odd us making fun of ADT




Note that the poll was should he fuck off, not should he be banned. I agree that banning him is not the way to go for the same reason you gave. That's why I started this thread looking for a way to shift his drivel out of everyone else's way without resorting to a ban.

I'm perfectly capable of ignoring a poster who posts irrelevant crap (God knows we've seen enough of them here.) It's the sheer quantity of useless threads this guy starts, cluttering the forum listings and crowding stuff off the front page that is the real source of annoyance here. He seems to think that any thought that enters his brain warrants a new thread regardless of whether it's something anyone else may be interested in. In real life conversation this guy must really like the sound of his own voice.

If he'd just post his witterings one after the other in a single "drpornz nonsense thread" then I think we'd all be able to coexist.
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#96151 - 04/16/05 08:35 PM Re: And they pick on pr reps posting.
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Dr. Pornz posts are the written equivalent of "pull my finger"
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#96152 - 04/16/05 10:14 PM Re: And they pick on pr reps posting.
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Where's Evil Klown with an "owned" pic based on the poll results, eh?

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#96153 - 04/16/05 11:44 PM Re: And they pick on pr reps posting.
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#96154 - 04/17/05 12:09 AM Re: And they pick on pr reps posting.
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Where's Evil Klown with an "owned" pic based on the poll results, eh?




WTF!!! i just looked @ the current results and the ol' doc is getting his ass handed back to him....

He did get ONE vote though...*looks at kami*
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