she still hasn't replied to my email explaining that she was too ugly for porn.....maybe if she'll take notice if i start buying her panties and forwarding the packages to swami's mom's place. on second thought, they look like they'd make a good sail for something like a sunfish.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits