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#96044 - 04/15/05 02:58 AM Pamela Peaks website
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Holy fucking shit. Pamela peaks website is fucking crazy. I will just post the header and let it sit with you all, im not going to comment , im just going to post it, leave it with you and move onto other parts of the site.

WELCOME TO THE PAMELA PEAKS sm PARTY PALACE!

"LIQUID SEXUALITY"



Okay once you have toweled yourself off after that she goes on listing her talents after proclaiming herself as the number 1 escort in vegas.

50GGG PORN STAR, FEATURE DANCER, CENTERFOLD, PAMELA ANDERSON LOOKALIKE, MODEL, COMEDIAN, ACTRESS, TALENT AGENT, TALENT MANAGER, TV/FILM PERSONALITY, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR


Okay how dark is the lighting in her place and who sold her circus mirrors that she can even begin to think she is in the same ball park as the very average pamela anderson?, tv and film personality. Its almost too easy to comment on this so go to any sammura thread and borrow an insult from it, my head is in 14 different places and im only half way down her front page, lets move on shall we.

AHH she lists her numbers, so this is for jeff, tony and brandon only, numbers to call for the star of your next series

LA: 818-383-0308

Vegas: 702-308-2282


OH MY GOD. THATS IT. THIS IS THE LAST OF HER SITE I CAN LOOK AT TODAY. ITS TOO MUCH AFTER THIS.

DREAM DATE RAFFLE. PRICELESS.

Dream Date Raffle

Win A Date With Me and One of my Porn Star Friends Live in Las Vegas for only $10!

All Expenses Paid ! Hotel, Limo, Airfare, ME!

I will announce on my website (on this page) the one winner for each thousand entries! (you don't have to be a member of site to enter Dream Date drawing)





you know shes got like 5 entries in 3 years and some poor bastard that sent a $10 check in 2 years ago waiting by the phone everynight for her to call is the same person thats going to put her out of her misery come next porn karaoke.





FREAK



Edited by smelly monkey (04/15/05 03:00 AM)
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#96045 - 04/15/05 11:11 AM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
If she's going to wear a wig (look at the hairline), why make it that orangey "I stared at the sun and all I got was this lousy dye job" color?
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#96046 - 04/15/05 02:42 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 04/06/05
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She looks like the inspiration for that female Gremlin from Gremlins 2. Win a date with her and a pornstar friend huh...its probably her and Chyna from the WWE
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#96047 - 04/15/05 04:24 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
that wig is worse than my grandmothers (and i thought she had the worse one ever)

but grandma has an excuse..she lives off SS and the allowance some of her kids give her...I am sure Pamela makes more than my granny...she coudl afford a better job than that one..
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#96048 - 04/15/05 04:56 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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that wig is worse than my grandmothers (and i thought she had the worse one ever)

but grandma has an excuse..she lives off SS and the allowance some of her kids give her...I am sure Pamela makes more than my granny...she coudl afford a better job than that one..




Maybe not, if she is living off the money she makes escorting.
I mean how much would you pay her after you saw her in person?
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#96049 - 04/15/05 09:35 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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#96050 - 04/15/05 10:34 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
I wonder if whe's had work done on her vadja??
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#96051 - 04/16/05 12:24 AM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 101
Loc: quebec, canada
wow thats ugly , she can easily be the next sammura of this board
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#96052 - 04/16/05 05:34 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I doubt shes the new sammura, see sammura was ugly on the inside as well as the out, where pamela is just ugly on the out and doesn't have the race card motivation that sammura has (had?)
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#96053 - 04/16/05 08:24 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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What happened to Sammura? Is she still suspended or banned or what?
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#96054 - 04/16/05 09:21 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 04/17/04
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she still hasn't replied to my email explaining that she was too ugly for porn.....maybe if she'll take notice if i start buying her panties and forwarding the packages to swami's mom's place. on second thought, they look like they'd make a good sail for something like a sunfish.
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#96055 - 04/17/05 01:58 AM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 08/03/03
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What happened to Sammura? Is she still suspended or banned or what?



Cleetus? You clearly don't have enough practice with the mod ban page. sammura is still banned.

For some reason when I see a pic of the Wood Killer I think of snakes that shed their old skin periodically, and think that the Wood Killer has skipped the last dozen or so of her skin replacement cycles.
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#96056 - 04/17/05 04:04 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
That picture just proves that the government has been lying to us all along. There are extra terrestials on earth
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#96057 - 04/17/05 04:26 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 07/23/04
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That picture just proves that the government has been lying to us all along. There are extra terrestials on earth




Great line 2.

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#96058 - 04/17/05 08:44 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 01/25/04
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sammura is adt steph.
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#96059 - 04/17/05 10:00 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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...sammura was ugly on the inside as well as the out, where pamela is just ugly on the out ...




Since Pam hasn't responded to the invitation to join us, all we know is that she's ugly on the outside. The jury is still out on her insides. In fairness, I would expect her to be pathetic or delusional, rather than ugly on the inside.
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#96060 - 04/18/05 07:01 AM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Since Pam hasn't responded to the invitation to join us, all we know is that she's ugly on the outside. The jury is still out on her insides. In fairness, I would expect her to be pathetic or delusional, rather than ugly on the inside




Pamela Peaks = Tony Mallice


I wish this would get old for me but it hasn't, thank god for the = button
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#96061 - 04/18/05 02:48 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Everyone gets accused of being Tony M. at one time or another right Even me
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#96062 - 04/19/05 07:03 PM Re: Pamela Peaks website
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Registered: 01/25/04
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LOl tony m as pamela now thats some funny shit, her/him walking into jm offices everyday, bringing a smile to all her/his co workers, dark brown tan having an orange glisten under the bright office lights, in her/his best power suit with upper chest looking ready to bust out at any moment horrifying the whole office. AHHHHh pamela, love her/him.
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