he's got that blinding "i'm a total-loser" aura to him that jeremey did. few people have the ability to make what should be a wild, swashbuckling lifestyle so totally, completely fucking boring. and he's got that buzzkill of buzzkills quality of constant neediness to be taken seriously as an individual bravely toiling in such a novel yet savage environment.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits