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#95951 - 04/14/05 10:10 PM Serious question about ass fucking
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Registered: 03/31/05
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OK, I love Gen Padova to bits. Butt lets use her as an example. Sorry, Gen.

Gen is what....5 foot tall?

Where the fuck does a 12 inch cock go when it's fully in the ass of a small woman like that?

I am no medical man but the mind boggles. I've seen movies in which really big black guys thrust the full length of their meat in the asses of chicks barely 5 foot tall, like Gen.

Is there a Doctor in the house who could show me where the cock goes and surely it must be dangerous...

PS. I've given this thread one star to set the ball rolling.

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#95952 - 04/14/05 10:41 PM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
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Registered: 11/14/04
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OK, I love Gen Padova to bits. Butt lets use her as an example. Sorry, Gen.

Gen is what....5 foot tall?

Where the fuck does a 12 inch cock go when it's fully in the ass of a small woman like that?

I am no medical man but the mind boggles. I've seen movies in which really big black guys thrust the full length of their meat in the asses of chicks barely 5 foot tall, like Gen.

Is there a Doctor in the house who could show me where the cock goes and surely it must be dangerous...

PS. I've given this thread one star to set the ball rolling.




Fucking drpornz/killttboy/lurid 2.0. Would you just fucking die already. Geesh.
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#95953 - 04/14/05 10:44 PM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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OK, I love Gen Padova to bits. Butt lets use her as an example. Sorry, Gen.

Gen is what....5 foot tall?

Where the fuck does a 12 inch cock go when it's fully in the ass of a small woman like that?

I am no medical man but the mind boggles. I've seen movies in which really big black guys thrust the full length of their meat in the asses of chicks barely 5 foot tall, like Gen.

Is there a Doctor in the house who could show me where the cock goes and surely it must be dangerous...

PS. I've given this thread one star to set the ball rolling.




Just stop. Seriously. Stop typing, stand up and walk away from the keyboard.
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#95954 - 04/14/05 11:05 PM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
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think about whether people care next time, there's nothing worse than a boring dimwit. actually, i take that back. i really meant to call you a dumb, annoying faggot but wanted to stay civil and composed. please post on ksex again.
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#95955 - 04/18/05 02:28 PM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
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Registered: 03/08/05
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The human colon/intestine is 6 - 8.5 meters in length and thats not including the colon or rectum and anus.Hence theoretically Gen should be able to take the complete length of a sperm whale's dicky-bird up her ass!!!!!


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#95956 - 04/18/05 02:32 PM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
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Registered: 03/08/05
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HOLY FUCK!!!Never mind that shit I think I've just discovered the mystery of the Loch Ness Monster!!!!!
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#95957 - 04/18/05 05:34 PM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
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The human colon/intestine is 6 - 8.5 meters in length and thats not including the colon or rectum and anus.Hence theoretically Gen should be able to take the complete length of a sperm whale's dicky-bird up her ass!!!!!





If you don't mind. Where did you here the phrase dicky-bird ?

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#95958 - 04/18/05 06:45 PM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
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aka Gen Padova
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If you're just not figuring this out then i am truly sorry for you. LOL

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#95959 - 04/18/05 09:04 PM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
DrCyclops Offline
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Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
Quote:

Quote:

The human colon/intestine is 6 - 8.5 meters in length and thats not including the colon or rectum and anus.Hence theoretically Gen should be able to take the complete length of a sperm whale's dicky-bird up her ass!!!!!





If you don't mind. Where did you here the phrase dicky-bird ?






I don't mind.Because I invented the term "Dicky-bird"yeah thats the ticket.
PS I'm soon to be world famous with my Loch Ness Monster theory so you can have "Dicky-bird"


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#95960 - 04/19/05 03:53 PM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

The human colon/intestine is 6 - 8.5 meters in length and thats not including the colon or rectum and anus.Hence theoretically Gen should be able to take the complete length of a sperm whale's dicky-bird up her ass!!!!!






If you don't mind. Where did you here the phrase dicky-bird ?






I don't mind.Because I invented the term "Dicky-bird"yeah thats the ticket.
PS I'm soon to be world famous with my Loch Ness Monster theory so you can have "Dicky-bird"





If that is the case I know who you are and the story behind the Dicky-bird. But I don't think that is going to be correct. I have only heard one person use that phrase. It had to do with an ex-wife and a kids toy.
For the grand prize. What kind of toy was it?
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#95961 - 04/23/05 06:45 AM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
Daddy?
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#95962 - 04/23/05 08:29 AM Re: Serious question about ass fucking
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