"i am the king of gapes, hear me roar! there is nothing better than being european and seeing Ze double-anals all day! do you think i am handsome? i think i am the sexiest of all who worship ze gape!"

this guy?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits