my theory is that garfield can't stand not having the largest pecs on xpt anymore. i hear he's been working out in secret with victor conte, deep in the BALCO labs. if the steroids don't kill him or turn him into godzilla, watch out for his return grant, watch out.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits