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#95714 - 04/13/05 03:05 PM Funny Grant Michaels shit
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Heres some stills from grants scenes with his own commentary. http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=27970.0 http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=27917.0 I like the second one that holli haston chick, she looks like ashlee simpson to erika christensen jessica simpson. (eg poor mans erika, or erika if she was 3 years into a coke problem and hadn't showered in 2 weeks) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#95715 - 04/14/05 09:42 AM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Oh Madison . . . .. Mmmmmm, mmmmmmmm . . . . . . _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#95716 - 04/15/05 01:06 AM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
mallocup Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/31/04 Posts: 764	boring and gross.. _________________________ Cassie_Florida Offline ADT regular Registered: 09/29/05 Posts: 1 Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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#95717 - 04/16/05 06:27 AM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Exactly. I hate pussy. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#95718 - 04/16/05 09:39 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i thought this post was almost as hilarious as when he and bishop were going to cut each other's heads off. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#95719 - 04/17/05 08:40 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Grant Michaels= Gen padova _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#95720 - 04/18/05 04:07 AM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: i thought this post was almost as hilarious as when he and bishop were going to cut each other's heads off. Since I currently have a case open in the L.A.county probation dept,I feel the need to clarify.At no time did I threaten Mr Michaels with decapitation.After noting his cranial capacity and the fact that occasionally, he would use that space to ferry large amounts of fecal matter,I merely offered to assist him by carrying that weight for him. I believe the best way to do that would have been resting his head AND shoulders in a small pickup or van.Apparently my motives were misunderstood as any head removal would most likely have caused Mr Michaels harm and most certainly would have violated the spirit if not the letter of the terms of my probation. Thanks for letting me explain, Bishop _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#95721 - 04/18/05 06:10 AM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	i think its funny
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#95722 - 04/18/05 07:08 AM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Agreed, its funny though it might spark a whole new feud. Why am i saying this like its a bad thing. I miss adt steph. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#95723 - 04/18/05 02:43 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Bishop needs a new avatar, I don't realize it is him- he is now just another white guy _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#95724 - 04/18/05 03:18 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Agreed, its funny though it might spark a whole new feud. Sorry thats not gonna happen cause its just a joke.Grant is one of the coolest dudes I know,and he can take a joke.Besides if he couldnt,he would remove my head like a grape and again,no feud.So you see there will be no feud,no feud,no feud,no feud,no feud.none of this or this, or any of this certainly no also no hmmmm? Naaaa _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#95725 - 04/18/05 07:01 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Evil Klown Gay For Pay Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 1024	Quote: Bishop needs a new avatar, I don't realize it is him- he is now just another white guy Attachments 90789-Urkle.jpg (2 downloads)
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#95726 - 04/18/05 10:23 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Bishop needs a new avatar, I don't realize it is him- he is now just another white guy Thank you Cleetus,I liked the violence in my last avatar but I didnt realize it detracted from my proud black heritage _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#95727 - 04/18/05 10:51 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	I know everyones afraid to say it, but Grant's got bigger tits than most of the girls he works with. _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#95728 - 04/19/05 01:57 AM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Thank you Cleetus,I liked the violence in my last avatar but I didnt realize it detracted from my proud black heritage By no means. The POV in that avatar, looking up at the LAPD officer's fist, is probably a common heritage shared by most black guys who've been pulled over for a traffic violation in LA. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#95729 - 04/19/05 10:56 AM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: Bishop needs a new avatar, I don't realize it is him- he is now just another white guy Thank you Cleetus,I liked the violence in my last avatar but I didnt realize it detracted from my proud black heritage Lol, right on with this new avatar Well you still have your sense of humor Bishop even if you don't visit us as often- rock on dude _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#95730 - 04/19/05 01:16 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Grant_Michaels Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 11/09/04 Posts: 277 Loc: LA	Quote: I know everyones afraid to say it, but Grant's got bigger tits than most of the girls he works with. Funny but true, Coochie! I better ease up on the Bench Press.....especially if i have to do any more barely legal scenes! _________________________ "A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him." -Mae West
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#95731 - 04/19/05 01:24 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Grant_Michaels Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 11/09/04 Posts: 277 Loc: LA	Quote: Quote: Bishop needs a new avatar, I don't realize it is him- he is now just another white guy Thank you Cleetus,I liked the violence in my last avatar but I didnt realize it detracted from my proud black heritage I much prefer the new avatar, Bishy! Is that you at a young age? I think you should grow the Fro out again! You could easily mount a camera in the Fro for your next POV line...like a helmut-cam that the NASCAR drivers use and you could be hands-free! _________________________ "A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him." -Mae West
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#95732 - 04/19/05 01:41 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: I much prefer the new avatar, Bishy! Is that you at a young age? I think you should grow the Fro out again! You could easily mount a camera in the Fro for your next POV line...like a helmut-cam that the NASCAR drivers use and you could be hands-free! In todays news a breakthrough device from B.L.A.C.O promises to revolutionize porn and they call it-"Bushcam"........ _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#95733 - 04/19/05 02:12 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	"O-Tay" _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#95734 - 04/19/05 02:23 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Evil Klown Gay For Pay Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 1024	Quote: "O-Tay"
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#95735 - 04/19/05 02:32 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: "O-Tay" Damn you are good _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#95736 - 04/19/05 07:18 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Shame when we have garfield we have no michaels and when we have michaels we have no garfield. Grant is the big brother type that garfield has always wanted to look up to, and now we lost our garfield. Kami, ask haley to try and persuade garfield to return, even kyoto is lost without him. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#95737 - 04/19/05 07:27 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	my theory is that garfield can't stand not having the largest pecs on xpt anymore. i hear he's been working out in secret with victor conte, deep in the BALCO labs. if the steroids don't kill him or turn him into godzilla, watch out for his return grant, watch out. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#95738 - 04/19/05 11:58 PM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Ohh shit thats right, i forgot he is in the giants farm system, guess with all the travel and baseball he doesn't have the free time he once did. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#95739 - 04/20/05 07:59 AM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: my theory is that garfield can't stand not having the largest pecs on xpt anymore. I heard Garfield got off the juice, and is having a few problems. Seems no one told him there was a rebound effect. Attachments 91085-grant.jpg (2 downloads)
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#95740 - 04/20/05 10:39 AM Re: Funny Grant Michaels shit
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	_________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#95741 - 04/20/05 10:41 AM i miss garfield
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	_________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#95742 - 04/20/05 11:59 AM Re: i miss garfield
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Garfield rocks- who else would admit they were from New Jersey _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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