Geesh Luke, you got more on this guy than J. Edgar Hoover had on all the Kennedys. Also, I couldn't find the place on that board to post my support.
I am editing my post to say Eddie W has my full unreserved support for the winner of the look-a-like contest at Key West's next "Ernest Hemingway Days" festival. He might even stand a chance in "The Running of the Hemingways" category based on his experience evading creditors.