That's ok, I've got better things to do than count cumshots. Why waste words on boring scenes and long thorough reviews tend to be BORING. Plus, it's easy to say something sucks, so I tend to write about what really interests me. I'll save the play-by-play reviews for the hacks and if that's what you're looking for there's tons of clowns that can do that for you if you're afraid of the truth. Take your pick.