Cleet, you and me both. Credit card transactions are forever, that shit will never go away.

The whole idea of using a credit card or having your ID photocopied to prove you're not the law... that's just proof that men are morons. You're basically counting on this place never being busted. Mmhmm, that's a gamble I'd be willing to take. Sacrifice marriage, career, respectability for an appearance doing the perp walk on the six o'clock news and an hour of overpriced pussy.