This is too too wonderful - it's like a christmas present - I'm not even sure where to begin!

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her boyfriend Jason telling her that she was foaming out of her nose and mouth.



Obviously, while she was 'out' Mojo came back and shot another Gag factor scene.

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"They called the paramedics- the salt they broke in front of your nose didn't work."



I gather it wasn't Crystal Meth in that capsule, that would have snapped her to attention.


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"Once I start drinking whiskey I don't stop,." she explained.



Note to self - bring Whisky when booking Gauge as an escort.

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Although her stomach was subsequently pumped, Gauge did her Saturday night feature show.



Thus marking the first Saturday night since she was 12 when her stomach was the only thing that got pumped.

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Gauge explained that she had some souvenirs from the hospital still on her body, including needle marks in her arm and the top of her hands.



Sure Babe, from the HOSPITAL. Sure.

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Gauge also mentioned that her vagina hurt because she had a catheter stuck in there.



So, they're calling it a catheter now ...

That's all the time I have folks, I'm here all week! Enjoy REO Speedwagon!
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