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She's just gonna do it again next week.

From ADULT FYI

Porn Valley- Wankus on KSEX had Gauge in a phone interview Monday night, Gauge, www.ilovegauge.com, explaining how she had a brush with death over the weekend. Gauge was dancing at a club Friday night in Arkansas. "Bottom line is you drank too much," said Wankus.

"I believe so," Gauge replied. She explained that Jack McDaniels generally gets her in trouble but that Wild Turkey gets her in more. Gauge made it sound like she had two shots. But she woke up several hours later in a hospital, her boyfriend Jason telling her that she was foaming out of her nose and mouth.

"They tried to resuscitate me. Nothing happened," she said. "They called the paramedics- the salt they broke in front of your nose didn't work." Wankus took that to mean that Gauge was basically down for the count. Gauge said she woke up the next morning about four hours later. "They had to revive me as I had a .4 alcohol level." The legal limit being .08, Wankus suspected that Gauge had two shots that she remembered. "It was way beyond two shots." Gauge said, true, that's all that she remembers.

"Once I start drinking whiskey I don't stop,." she explained. Noting that she almost died, Gauge said her heart practically stopped at one point. Although her stomach was subsequently pumped, Gauge did her Saturday night feature show. "Three of them," she said. "I just got out of the hospital and I had to go straight to the club and do my shows at 6, 9 and 12. So I'm there for six hours dying." Gauge explained that she had some souvenirs from the hospital still on her body, including needle marks in her arm and the top of her hands. "Then I had the little heart monitor sticky pad."

Gauge also mentioned that her vagina hurt because she had a catheter stuck in there. "My sticky pads, I pulled them off but they always leave a residue. The longer you're out and around- I had hair stuck to them." Gauge explained that as she rolled around the stage, she'd pick up debris on her body. "I tried to turn it around to my benefit and started having guys sticking dollars on my sticky spots." Wankus asked Gauge if after her show that night she had a drink.

"No I didn't," she said. "Weed, yes. Xanax, no."

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This could have been the PERFECT death of a worthless whore!(assuming of course she was also disemboweled)...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Permit me to go Simp...

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her boyfriend Jason telling her that she was foaming out of her nose and mouth.

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"They called the paramedics- the salt they broke in front of your nose didn't work."

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"Once I start drinking whiskey I don't stop,." she explained.

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Although her stomach was subsequently pumped, Gauge did her Saturday night feature show.

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Gauge explained that she had some souvenirs from the hospital still on her body, including needle marks in her arm and the top of her hands.

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Gauge also mentioned that her vagina hurt because she had a catheter stuck in there.

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So, they're calling it a catheter now ...

That's all the time I have folks, I'm here all week! Enjoy REO Speedwagon!

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I worked in an ER a few years ago. Seeing people get their stomach pumped will scare you into sobriety. Doctors don't give a fuck. They will use the biggest tube possible and make sure you gag (why? why? why?) for a long while before they break out the charcoal canister.

Gauge and Gia need to party together.

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That could actually be adopted into a good bukakke theme.....the worthless whore rolls a die before the shoot....the number that comes up represents the amount of times she'll have her stomach pumped and have to reswallow all the jizz....the die would of course be loaded to land on '6'.....after the piece of shit whore swallows all the cum, she has her stomach volently pumped out with absolutely no mercy what so ever.....and would be forced to reswallow everything...the process would repeat 5 more times...