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new couch?




IKEA stores all over the West Coast is having a Winter Clearance / Spring Blowout sale right now!!!! No doubt max got it there...the Neon-ish color just Shouts: "Made in SWEDEN"

Tearing a page from ADT Watch Guy's Playbook, I wonder if I had a Couch Delivered to Courtney, would she have sex on it for me and send me my own personalized Video of the event.....???


<Demonic Max Hardcore voice> "Yeah baby....Yeah Whore!! We are doing some serious CORNHOLING now!!! Fuck Yeah, Cornholing on my Swedish Couch....Ohhhh yeah!!!!!"

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