I don't know what flipped Kyoto. He was such a nice boy. I blame myself, it was probably the corrosive environment around here. Five years from now he's talking to Barbara Walters and blaming pornography for turning a well-adjusted fan into a sociopath.

Even with the knowledge that he will one day stuff a human finger down his garbage disposal, I still obviously like Hateful Kyoto better. We're all enablers here.