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#95239 - 04/10/05 08:06 PM Kyoto: Man vs Myth
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Kyoto is regarded as one of the top posters at xxxpt. He always brings the goods and makes you cringe, smile, laugh and cry all within the same post. This is sort of a tribute thread to a great man in the cat loving kyoto. Readers please share your thoughts, good , bad or indifferent on kyoto. (p.s kyoto sorry for the loser version of your picture, i couldn't find the normal one, if someone can link me and ill edit it)



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#95240 - 04/10/05 09:33 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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lmao

It's HARD being a North Korean pretending to be Japanese....oh wait, damn, sorry.......


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#95241 - 04/10/05 10:45 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Readers please share your thoughts, good , bad or indifferent on kyoto.




Kyoto is a Van Gogh, Picaso, or Salvador Dali if you will. Kyoto's rant's will someday have aspiring liberal arts students writing master's thesis about this rant or that rant, all looking for deeper meaning. Then they will go look for jobs at Starbucks, McDonals, etc.....
(Kyoto)-><-(A certain roided up freak from Jersey)
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#95242 - 04/11/05 04:42 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
Evil Klown Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:

lmao

It's HARD being a North Korean pretending to be Japanese....oh wait, damn, sorry.......




Dude that's brutal! The equivalent of calling a Messican a Puerto Rican

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#95243 - 04/11/05 07:29 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Kyoto is like a homeless Mao Tse Tung with a ten ton feline cock and no conscience. This makes perfect sense to me.
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#95244 - 04/11/05 08:36 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

lmao

It's HARD being a North Korean pretending to be Japanese....oh wait, damn, sorry.......







the cat became very agitated after reading this post. it wants to rip out da burglar's anus and deep fry it in his blood.

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#95245 - 04/11/05 09:26 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
You guys may enjoy Kyoto, and I do too, but there's a tinge of sadness in there. I remember the old Kyoto, and he was a nice Jew-Jap with a sensitive side, as you can see from his second post at xxxporntalk:


Quote:

I was at the 2004 AEE and met a lot of the girls. I had a decent time but I got the feeling that many of the girls didn't want to be there. I could understand if it was the last day of the expo and they were tired but I got major attitude from girls just 20 minutes into the first day.

I politely asked a star from one of the major companies for a photo and she sighed loudly and muttered "whatever" in a snobby manner. I encountered situations like this at least 10 times.

Of course I had really positive experiences from girls who were genuinely happy to meet the fans.

I would like to hear comments from the talent who post here. What are your feelings towards signings and meeting fans?


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#95246 - 04/11/05 10:15 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Kyoto is like a homeless Mao Tse Tung with a ten ton feline cock and no conscience. This makes perfect sense to me.




Thank you for the new sig

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#95247 - 04/11/05 10:30 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
kyoto Offline
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Kyoto is like a homeless Mao Tse Tung with a ten ton feline cock and no conscience. This makes perfect sense to me.




a retard with Alzheimer's makes more sense than this post.

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#95248 - 04/11/05 10:37 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Quote:

Quote:

Kyoto is like a homeless Mao Tse Tung with a ten ton feline cock and no conscience. This makes perfect sense to me.




a retard with Alzheimer's makes more sense than this post.




only you would know.
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#95249 - 04/11/05 10:42 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
kyoto Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Kyoto is like a homeless Mao Tse Tung with a ten ton feline cock and no conscience. This makes perfect sense to me.




a retard with Alzheimer's makes more sense than this post.




only you would know.




holy shit, that is clever! I'm sure a major studio in Hollywood will be calling soon to hire you.

Go eat Peter Jennings' cancerous lungs!

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#95250 - 04/11/05 10:44 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
smutspov Offline
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Peter Jenning's cancerous lungs, holy pathetic virgin nip, that's clever! Maybe you'd appreciate this; I'd like to deep fry your kitty and feed it to you as I gut you w/ some pruning shears.
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#95251 - 04/11/05 11:00 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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#95252 - 04/11/05 01:02 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
ChickenMaster Offline
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Kyoto is the fat girl that dresses too skimpy.

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#95253 - 04/11/05 02:54 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
mallocup Offline
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Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
I found a picture of kyoto's sister and he said it was okay to share..


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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#95254 - 04/11/05 03:39 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

lmao

It's HARD being a North Korean pretending to be Japanese....oh wait, damn, sorry.......







the cat became very agitated after reading this post. it wants to rip out da burglar's anus and deep fry it in his blood.





Fuck cats, They suck. I hate cats. Cats are nature's reminder of the redundancy and pointlessness of many aspects of life and life forms in general. Cats are useless, the veritable "appendix" of house pets. Cats are gay......even their taxonomical nomenclature, Felis Catis sounds like what Jenna or Tera would name their twats.

Cats are pathetic, worthless and weak. So is Wankus....Wankus is Cat-like, and deserves his Anus Ripped out and fried in his own blood. And then boiled in lex Steele's skull.....what was the issue / question???

Oh yeah, Cats are dumb.....

DEATH TO CATS.
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#95255 - 04/11/05 06:04 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

lmao

It's HARD being a North Korean pretending to be Japanese....oh wait, damn, sorry.......







the cat became very agitated after reading this post. it wants to rip out da burglar's anus and deep fry it in his blood.





Fuck cats, They suck. I hate cats. Cats are nature's reminder of the redundancy and pointlessness of many aspects of life and life forms in general. Cats are useless, the veritable "appendix" of house pets. Cats are gay......even their taxonomical nomenclature, Felis Catis sounds like what Jenna or Tera would name their twats.

Cats are pathetic, worthless and weak. So is Wankus....Wankus is Cat-like, and deserves his Anus Ripped out and fried in his own blood. And then boiled in lex Steele's skull.....what was the issue / question???

Oh yeah, Cats are dumb.....

DEATH TO CATS.




death to cats?! how dare you

I'm putting a Haitian voodoo curse on you. By the end of the night you'll be an exact replica of smartt.


Edited by kyoto (04/11/05 06:46 PM)

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#95256 - 04/11/05 06:28 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
Quote:


Fuck cats, They suck. I hate cats. Cats are nature's reminder of the redundancy and pointlessness of many aspects of life and life forms in general. Cats are useless, the veritable "appendix" of house pets. Cats are gay......even their taxonomical nomenclature, Felis Catis sounds like what Jenna or Tera would name their twats.

Cats are pathetic, worthless and weak. So is Wankus....Wankus is Cat-like, and deserves his Anus Ripped out and fried in his own blood. And then boiled in lex Steele's skull.....what was the issue / question???

Oh yeah, Cats are dumb.....

DEATH TO CATS.




So, how bout eating pussy?


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#95257 - 04/11/05 06:49 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Quote:

Quote:


Fuck cats, They suck. I hate cats. Cats are nature's reminder of the redundancy and pointlessness of many aspects of life and life forms in general. Cats are useless, the veritable "appendix" of house pets. Cats are gay......even their taxonomical nomenclature, Felis Catis sounds like what Jenna or Tera would name their twats.

Cats are pathetic, worthless and weak. So is Wankus....Wankus is Cat-like, and deserves his Anus Ripped out and fried in his own blood. And then boiled in lex Steele's skull.....what was the issue / question???

Oh yeah, Cats are dumb.....

DEATH TO CATS.




So, how bout eating pussy?





evil klown is smartt. it's so obvious. only an idiot like him would spend so much time trying to find photoshopped anti-cat pictures.

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#95258 - 04/11/05 06:52 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Peter Jenning's cancerous lungs, holy pathetic virgin nip, that's clever! Maybe you'd appreciate this; I'd like to deep fry your kitty and feed it to you as I gut you w/ some pruning shears.





your mod status should be stripped. you're a racist!

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#95259 - 04/11/05 07:34 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:


Fuck cats, They suck. I hate cats. Cats are nature's reminder of the redundancy and pointlessness of many aspects of life and life forms in general. Cats are useless, the veritable "appendix" of house pets. Cats are gay......even their taxonomical nomenclature, Felis Catis sounds like what Jenna or Tera would name their twats.

Cats are pathetic, worthless and weak. So is Wankus....Wankus is Cat-like, and deserves his Anus Ripped out and fried in his own blood. And then boiled in lex Steele's skull.....what was the issue / question???

Oh yeah, Cats are dumb.....

DEATH TO CATS.




So, how bout eating pussy?





The little sandwich logo at bottom right is what drives this picture home with me and makes me embrace my hatred for all things FELINE.

Stupid fucking cats........
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#95260 - 04/11/05 07:34 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Quote:

Quote:

Peter Jenning's cancerous lungs, holy pathetic virgin nip, that's clever! Maybe you'd appreciate this; I'd like to deep fry your kitty and feed it to you as I gut you w/ some pruning shears.





your mod status should be stripped. you're a racist!




call him a nip and he cries... stupid fucking gayoto. I'm not a racist, not that I care if you think so, but you're a mysogynist loser who can't get pussy save for a kitten. spare the world your virgin misery and stick your head in a wood chipper.
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#95261 - 04/11/05 07:42 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Kyoto in full flight, its a beautiful thing and he is taking on three people at once. Peter jennings cancerous lung. YES.


P.S thats scary arab, normal, fanboy kyoto. I wonder if we can pinpoint the post where it all turned around?.
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#95262 - 04/11/05 07:48 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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To do a thorough analysis you have to also look at the posts of "murmur" and something "sharkey" - Both former Kyoto handles. Something bad happened, I'm not sure when. May have been the semester in school where he learned about Hiroshima and the Holocaust within two weeks.

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#95263 - 04/11/05 07:49 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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ironically i think his rage took form when garfield hit the scene. you'd think Kyoto would be down with a guy named after a cat.
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#95264 - 04/11/05 08:10 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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I think the change started about here.
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=30666


Every post before this one was polite and, dare I say, upbeat.

I think he gives an edge to this place. Hell he fucked with me for days on end and I never did figure that one out. But It was fun for awhile.
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#95265 - 04/12/05 12:56 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

Kyoto is like a homeless Mao Tse Tung with a ten ton feline cock and no conscience. This makes perfect sense to me.




a retard with Alzheimer's makes more sense than this post.




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#95266 - 04/12/05 01:52 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Quote:


evil klown is smartt. it's so obvious. only an idiot like him would spend so much time trying to find photoshopped anti-cat pictures.





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#95267 - 04/12/05 02:41 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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#95268 - 04/12/05 03:55 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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I don't know what flipped Kyoto. He was such a nice boy. I blame myself, it was probably the corrosive environment around here. Five years from now he's talking to Barbara Walters and blaming pornography for turning a well-adjusted fan into a sociopath.

Even with the knowledge that he will one day stuff a human finger down his garbage disposal, I still obviously like Hateful Kyoto better. We're all enablers here.
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#95269 - 04/12/05 05:24 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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They can strip you of being a Mod for being a racist?

Kyoto is one of my favorites on this board because I laugh at all as his posts while I cringe at the intesity of them. Plus he never writes too many words, I hate reading things without pictures
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#95270 - 04/12/05 05:28 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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I know i have no pull in here (notice there is still no Mikey J smiley) BUT say i this: make kyoto a mod.
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#95271 - 04/12/05 05:52 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Quote:

I know i have no pull in here (notice there is still no Mikey J smiley) BUT say i this: make kyoto a mod.




2 bad ideas & 2 good reasons why you have no pull here.
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#95272 - 04/12/05 08:33 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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Quote:

I still obviously like Hateful Kyoto better. We're all enablers here




Great point, i mean if it costs 10 innocent people cashing their checks at kyoto's local bank their lives for this sort of entertainment then i say its worth it.

Quote:

I know i have no pull in here (notice there is still no Mikey J smiley) BUT say i this: make kyoto a mod.


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2 bad ideas & 2 good reasons why you have no pull here.





Agreed, Kyoto as a mod is a horrible idea. Ranks up there with letting michael jackson babysit your kids or don king invest your money.
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#95273 - 01/01/10 12:10 PM Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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hey monks, is that kyoto in the background?
what was kyoto like? is he still alive?


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#95274 - 01/01/10 12:21 PM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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I don't know what flipped Kyoto. He was such a nice boy. I blame myself, it was probably the corrosive environment around here. Five years from now he's talking to Barbara Walters and blaming pornography for turning a well-adjusted fan into a sociopath.

Even with the knowledge that he will one day stuff a human finger down his garbage disposal, I still obviously like Hateful Kyoto better. We're all enablers here.




no way that isn't Jamesn.... Bornyos hiroshima/holocaust post was fucken great too.
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#95275 - 01/09/10 11:08 AM Re: Kyoto: Man vs Myth
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