What's the worst birthday gift u ever got?
2 years ago, all I wanted from my staff was a gift certificate to PJ Scotts and a Bottle of Chambourd. What did I get? A fucking academy-award-style "YOUR THE GREATEST BOSS IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD blah blah blah" that looked like the glass DILDO from Kami's website. Being a benevolent dictator sucks...now u know how Hitler and Stalin became the way they were.
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Are you gonna eat that?