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#95180 - 04/10/05 04:10 PM Who will be the next Pope?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	The conclave is upon us and the world wonders who will be the next pope. http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050409/ap_on_re_eu/pope_79 My money is on Cardinal Fungi _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#95181 - 04/10/05 05:06 PM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
minbari Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/05/04 Posts: 56	Al Goldstein
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#95182 - 04/11/05 06:10 AM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
pornodux Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/23/05 Posts: 422 Loc: Mitteleuropa	Quote: The conclave is upon us and the world wonders who will be the next pope. Whoever but not the nigerian cardinal, Nostradamus said black Pope = end of the world. Doh, looking at bookmakers quotes, the favourite is the nigerian Cardinal Arinze (11/4) , followed by italian Tettamanzi.
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#95183 - 04/11/05 06:39 AM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	My money is on you. You are, after all, named after the second one ever! _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#95184 - 04/11/05 08:49 PM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	I have made it known through my Illuminati contacts, that I intend for Father Guido Sarducci to be the next pope.
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#95185 - 04/11/05 09:12 PM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	We of the Say it should be Cleet! But we shall see. Attachments 89549-65431-illuminati.gif (9 downloads) Edited by tantas' Daddy (04/11/05 09:13 PM) _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#95186 - 04/12/05 08:40 AM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	_________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#95187 - 04/12/05 09:06 AM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Laugh of the Day. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#95188 - 04/12/05 12:31 PM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: We of the Say it should be Cleet! But we shall see. Thanks for the vote- but I'm not even Catholic, I'm actually Limey catholic= Episcopal (Anglican). Ps- Damn you all for not getting my Cardinal Fungi Joke and then posting Don Novello's pic _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#95189 - 04/12/05 01:34 PM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	sorry, you're gonna haveta spell out the Cardinal Fungi joke for us
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#95190 - 04/12/05 04:54 PM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Cardinal Fungi was one of Don Novello's Father Guido sarducci gags. He had this old man dummy in a wheelchair dressed as a Cardinal, called Cardinal Fungi who he wheeled around with him on his exploits- Good times _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#95191 - 04/12/05 07:58 PM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Cardinal Fungi was one of Don Novello's Father Guido sarducci gags. He had this old man dummy in a wheelchair dressed as a Cardinal, called Cardinal Fungi who he wheeled around with him on his exploits- Good times The best!!!! _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#95192 - 04/12/05 09:22 PM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Ahhh So, now I know.
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#95193 - 04/12/05 09:56 PM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Yeah, I wish I still had that one special on tape, I had it back in college and used to have everyone in the place laughing their asses off. The whole concept of the special was Father Guido wheeling this Cardinal Fungi all over America trying to chase down the Pope, to interview him about how the Pope deals with Jet lag (jeta lag as he says). _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#95194 - 04/13/05 01:29 AM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Quote: Yeah, I wish I still had that one special on tape, I had it back in college and used to have everyone in the place laughing their asses off. The whole concept of the special was Father Guido wheeling this Cardinal Fungi all over America trying to chase down the Pope, to interview him about how the Pope deals with Jet lag (jeta lag as he says). Yes, I remember seeing this a few years ago. I also remember the bit where the Pope lost his wallet in NYC and Guido was out looking for it. _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#95195 - 04/22/05 06:00 PM Re: Who will be the next Pope?
Juke Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 242	Quote: I have made it known through my Illuminati contacts, that I intend for Father Guido Sarducci to be the next pope. son, God does not win,he can't....the dogs outnumber the cats.. I swear _________________________ "if you still got money left, then we're still talking"-Trinity Maxx gangland 18
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