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Holy shit monkey, during my 'vacation' a month and a half ago, while engaging in ridiculous strip-club banter with percocet-craving strippers at several Vegas clubs, I often would perpetrate subtle topic-of-conversation twists like this:

*me* "Hey"
*stripper* <giggle> "Hi Babe. Whats your name?" <finger across nostrils>

*me* "Da Burglar...whats yours?"
*stripper* <forgeting the question> "Hi! your cute, would u like a dance?" <sniff>

*me* "ummmm eventually.....how long u worked here?"
*stripper* "Oh I dont know...like 10 months....what are you drinking?" <giggles...followed by right eye blinking but NOT the left eye>

*me* <overcoming loud music> "what am I drinking??? u dont wanna know....where you from?"
*stripper* "Ohhh home...I'm from P------ Nebraska babe, where you from? U sure you dont wanna dance now?" <absence of giggles>

*me* "Yeah babe, in a minute....do they treat you well here?"
*stripper* "I guess..."

{{Subtle Conversation REDIRECTION}}

*me* "Do you like/watch porn?"
*stripper* "OH MY GOD!! Do you know Missy monroe??" <no longer sniffing, giggling or blinking out of sync>

*me* "Ah ....oh hell yeah."
*stripper* "She is so hot, but someone who knows her like you do told me she can be really mean...like total Psycho...Is she??"

*me* <sips drink? "more or less..."

(Pause of a minute or so)

*stripper* "I saw a special on channel 9 like, 2 days ago, some HAG with big lips and weird skin is selling houses / condo's close to turnberry...they said she did porn for howard stern..."

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OMG, i really want to believe this, i really do. So i will.