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#95145 - 04/10/05 02:06 PM
Re: How did he sneak into Club Jenna??
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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what flick is that from? if it was before the HIV incident, no worries.
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#95147 - 04/11/05 01:34 AM
Re: How did he sneak into Club Jenna??
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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I wanna bang Jenna....just ONCE....pleeeeaaaassse????
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#95151 - 04/12/05 08:24 PM
Re: How did he sneak into Club Jenna??
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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YES the return of the touch her and die picture. Jenna is weathered. Houston sells real estate in vegas, you people have no idea how funny that shit is to me. Its almost worth a trip to vegas just to see first hand. (before porn)  (after porn)  'buy this house and i promise not to have sex with you'
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#95152 - 04/12/05 09:34 PM
Re: How did he sneak into Club Jenna??
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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YES the return of the touch her and die picture. Jenna is weathered. Houston sells real estate in vegas, you people have no idea how funny that shit is to me. Its almost worth a trip to vegas just to see first hand.
(before porn)
(after porn) 'buy this house and i promise not to have sex with you'
Holy shit monkey, during my 'vacation' a month and a half ago, while engaging in ridiculous strip-club banter with percocet-craving strippers at several Vegas clubs, I often would perpetrate subtle topic-of-conversation twists like this:
*me* "Hey"
*stripper* <giggle> "Hi Babe. Whats your name?" <finger across nostrils>
*me* "Da Burglar...whats yours?"
*stripper* <forgeting the question> "Hi! your cute, would u like a dance?" <sniff>
*me* "ummmm eventually.....how long u worked here?"
*stripper* "Oh I dont know...like 10 months....what are you drinking?" <giggles...followed by right eye blinking but NOT the left eye>
*me* <overcoming loud music> "what am I drinking??? u dont wanna know....where you from?"
*stripper* "Ohhh home...I'm from P------ Nebraska babe, where you from? U sure you dont wanna dance now?" <absence of giggles>
*me* "Yeah babe, in a minute....do they treat you well here?"
*stripper* "I guess..."
{{Subtle Conversation REDIRECTION}}
*me* "Do you like/watch porn?"
*stripper* "OH MY GOD!! Do you know Missy monroe??" <no longer sniffing, giggling or blinking out of sync>
*me* "Ah ....oh hell yeah."
*stripper* "She is so hot, but someone who knows her like you do told me she can be really mean...like total Psycho...Is she??"
*me* <sips drink? "more or less..."
(Pause of a minute or so)
*stripper* "I saw a special on channel 9 like, 2 days ago, some HAG with big lips and weird skin is selling houses / condo's close to turnberry...they said she did porn for howard stern..."
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#95154 - 04/13/05 09:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#95155 - 04/13/05 02:55 PM
Re: How did he sneak into Club Jenna??
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Holy shit monkey, during my 'vacation' a month and a half ago, while engaging in ridiculous strip-club banter with percocet-craving strippers at several Vegas clubs, I often would perpetrate subtle topic-of-conversation twists like this:
*me* "Hey"
*stripper* <giggle> "Hi Babe. Whats your name?" <finger across nostrils>
*me* "Da Burglar...whats yours?"
*stripper* <forgeting the question> "Hi! your cute, would u like a dance?" <sniff>
*me* "ummmm eventually.....how long u worked here?"
*stripper* "Oh I dont know...like 10 months....what are you drinking?" <giggles...followed by right eye blinking but NOT the left eye>
*me* <overcoming loud music> "what am I drinking??? u dont wanna know....where you from?"
*stripper* "Ohhh home...I'm from P------ Nebraska babe, where you from? U sure you dont wanna dance now?" <absence of giggles>
*me* "Yeah babe, in a minute....do they treat you well here?"
*stripper* "I guess..."
{{Subtle Conversation REDIRECTION}}
*me* "Do you like/watch porn?"
*stripper* "OH MY GOD!! Do you know Missy monroe??" <no longer sniffing, giggling or blinking out of sync>
*me* "Ah ....oh hell yeah."
*stripper* "She is so hot, but someone who knows her like you do told me she can be really mean...like total Psycho...Is she??"
*me* <sips drink? "more or less..."
(Pause of a minute or so)
*stripper* "I saw a special on channel 9 like, 2 days ago, some HAG with big lips and weird skin is selling houses / condo's close to turnberry...they said she did porn for howard stern..."
OMG, i really want to believe this, i really do. So i will. 
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