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I haven't given this option much thought,You would think it would be so simple,all the beer you could drink,the tv set to espn all the time,the toilet seat down only for special occasions and a partner that could understand me without verbal communication.Sounds lovely doesn't it.(I come home after a tough days labor ,not to incessant chatter,bitching or moaning,but to a simple s'up?to which I'm sure I'd answer;not much,grab a beer and catch the scores.Sounds like a slice of heaven doesn't it? But there are pitfalls in any relationship including this one...First off I would have to get all new friends,because the ones I have now are so homophobic,that in order to be secure in their own masculinity it would be necessary for them to spend anytime in my company calling me faggot,and queer and telling me what a big 'mo I am,and how my gayness,gaiety,or what have you,has freed up so much pussy for them.It would be more verbal communication than I want to have in this life.
Next apparently being ANY kind of gay or even just effeminate requires an extensive wardrobe and a course in accessorizing.I don't think I can commit that deeply to anything.If I had more than 2 pairs of shoes I would never get out of the house.
Lastly, there is usually fucking in most relationships,and this is key;even in that he/she movie where that boy/girl looked so much like a girl/boy that it's friends could'nt tell for sure what it was ,and they got all confused-so they fucked it?well if I don't see vagina my confusion would not result in erection of any kind so I know I'm not pitching.I have also seen Deliverance,Pulp Fiction and enough episodes of Oz(not to mention the upwards of 100 scenes I've performed anal on some chick)to know that I would need a partner powerful enough to sustain an extensive volley of both punches and kicks,but also enough left over to restrain me completely,and then sodomize me,and then be able to justify it to me while I'm standing there with my ass bleeding!ya know something to the effect of "I only do it because I love you"or the ever popular"when you turned your ass away from the wall I thought you wanted me" Now that guy would be tough to find.Not only would he have to be gentle,but have the strength of at least 10/12 men packed into a low wide frame(a taller guy would be vulnerable at the joints,I could also use his height as leverage against him,in other words odds are he would'nt be able to rape me properly.So I'm thinking for this to work out he would have to be a George Costanza type or Bob Hoskins circa The Long Good Friday,(be sure to catch the betrayal/shower scene)Anywho this is why it would be easier if I just stick with the chicks.Headaches I know-but at this age I have to stick with the evil I know





you have put too much thought into it, look at it this way every relationship has its good points and its bad, so just put bleeding anus and a being totally disgusted by other people's penises sexually on the bad side, everything else is sunshine and roses.
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