Bishop your only problem is that you neglect to realize that all women are whores...PERIOD Unless you decide to give up on the female species your going to always be dealing with whores, thats just how it works. It doesnt matter if the chick is in porn or works at the library. Youve heard that saying that the innocent ones are typically the biggest freaks...well go figure. I love women, but they're all whores.

By the way I had a new one the other night, a chick came up to me started talking. I offer her a drink, mind you it was dollar beer night, and the bitch orders a kettel one martini. So im thinkin ok $12.50 down the drain maybe ill get some poon out of it. As i continue to chit chat i realize this girl is chilling with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock on some distant planet (space the final frontier), so im like let me save some cash and bounce, but let me be nice about it. I decide to ask her for her number. Now this is the best part...she then tells me that she lost her cellphone and that she's going to give me her work number. I start cracking up in shock as i see her putting in a 1 800 number. Better yet, was her trying to convince me it was legit by her telling me once i dial to pressing ext 10. Too bad i deleted the number, but thats a first. Anyone else ever get a 1 800 number from a girl?