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#95027 - 04/09/05 07:06 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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when will I stop dating whores?Thread Whores constantly say they are looking for someone to love them, yet they engage in the most unloveable behaviors. I can deal with the sleeping around,hell I do that too,but is the rest of that shit really necessary? And more importantly,When will I stop dating them? 
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#95029 - 04/09/05 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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what shit is that? having to gulp your own goo when they spit it back into your moth... it'll end
maybe when you get sick of gulping your own goo...better check the Devil's Film thread to clear that shit up.
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#95033 - 04/09/05 07:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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sorry bishop, no goo goes near this big mouth. 
I shall no longer speak of your momentary lapse of reason
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#95035 - 04/09/05 07:59 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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pornwhore who shall remain nameless(always the gentleman maybe thats the problem)
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#95036 - 04/09/05 08:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/25/04
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isn't it always the same? if your too damn good to her, she'll walk all
over you, if your too damn mean to her, she'll eventually escape.
somewhere along the way you have to put a line in the sand..make
her realize sunshine doesn't last forever. she'll eventually leave
anyway, nothing lasts forever.
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#95038 - 04/09/05 08:20 PM
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Gay For Pay
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pornwhore who shall remain nameless(always the gentleman maybe thats the problem)
You're a black dude, correct? I'll hook ya up with one of my wife beater shirts and maybe, some of my dirty Messican cooties will embolden ya!
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#95039 - 04/09/05 09:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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isn't it always the same? if your too damn good to her, she'll walk all
over you
mother fucker! something of this nature just happened to me!!!! i actually started to like this girl and tried being nice..all of a sudden the phone stopped ringing. i said fuck her and stopped trying...a week goes by, boom i get an e-mail. a phone call but now i got my bullet proof vest on.
now i'm jaded. you fuckin chix created me. (except you genesis. can i come by and massage your butt?)
..and bish., it don't matter if the chick is in porn or not. they are all evil. especially bitches in L.A. I was at a club the other night and one walks right up to me and says "buy me a drink." so i says "i don;t buy my own drinks fucker"
oh i'm in a mood tonight! i better watch some cartoons before i go kyoto on some one.
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#95041 - 04/09/05 10:22 PM
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#95042 - 04/09/05 10:23 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/25/04
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she walks up and says buy me a drink....don't you love that shit. I usually say sure, but wait here a second..walk away from her. then i'll see what schmuck she works on later. I did that onetime and the girl cornered me later pissed because I didn't buy her one...raised all kinds of hell, never did get her name, it was probably Charity 
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#95043 - 04/09/05 10:35 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Whores constantly say they are looking for someone to love them
Wrong, they are looking for someone to pay attention to them. Nympho's and the emotionally inept cannot love. Want love? You picked the wrong profession. 
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#95044 - 04/09/05 10:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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that's probably about as profound statement as you're going to find about porn.
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#95045 - 04/09/05 10:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Im sure it can work look at brad armstrong and jenna jameson, tori wells and paul hunter, briana banks and bobby v. It can work, just try to find the eggs with the least amount of cracks, like a nikki hunter, nautica thorn or daisy dukes (sexiest pornstar with a full grown moustache btw). Thing is every woman is crazy or has the ability to be crazy, im not talking random crazy im talking man crazy, god gives them a limit to how many times they can be fucked over by men before they stay fucked up, like heavyweight boxers have a limit to the heavy shots they can take until they become riddick bowe, most porn stars have been fucked over by men who were supposed to be protecting them, eg fathers, uncles, family friends, early boyfriends, after the ticker hits 5 they become bitter, jaded and unable to trust men at all, they try and maybe they do well for a month but in the end the horrible abuse of trust early in their lives rears its ugly head and rather then go through that hurt again they go crazier then a shit house rat to protect themselves. dr monkey signing off. Im pretty sure that none of this makes sense but the voice in my head made a convincing argument to me.
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#95046 - 04/09/05 10:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i wonder whether it's actually possible for a porn couple to remain married until their death by natural causes, i'm guessing there's some law of physics that prevents this from ever happening. every time you see some pornchick purported to be really "together", it's fun to play the "guess her damage" game to see if you can figure it out before the gossip sites announce she's a klepto, fucked her dad, or into human sacrifice.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#95047 - 04/09/05 10:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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i wonder whether it's actually possible for a porn couple to remain married until their death by natural causes, i'm guessing there's some law of physics that prevents this from ever happening. every time you see some pornchick purported to be really "together", it's fun to play the "guess her damage" game to see if you can figure it out before the gossip sites announce she's a klepto, fucked her dad, or into human sacrifice.
Hate to tell you but its the same in all walks of life, its not the 50s and 60's anymore, women think too much now and when you have two people in a relationship thinking it never works, it can work if the man is willing to give up thinking as is the case in ashton moore's relationship but it doesn't stand a chance when both do, hell i even have an over/under bet with a buddy of mine on my marriage and how long it will last, i took the under.
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#95049 - 04/10/05 02:58 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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Don't give up Bishop. There are real live people inside us whores too. Sometimes addictions are bigger than good intentions  I could never date a porn whore cause I see what a cunt I am. But I'm glad for guys who try!
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#95050 - 04/10/05 04:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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Bishop, when you date a girl who's not in the industry what reason do you give her for why you work in porn?
- you need the money to buy drugs
- you get wood when a bunch of parolees holding audio/video gear are watching you
- you like to rub against other guys while fucking a girl's ass
or do you just admit that your kid turned you out because he wanted a Playstation?
Which line works best with the chicks?
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#95051 - 04/10/05 05:32 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
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Wow I think I learned more about women from this thread than I ever did from my father or the 5yrs of porn. Thank you evil clown Im gonna purchase some wife beaters,listen to gansta rap,practice my sneer and drink malt liquor, till I pass out or think I did when I really drove over to her place and threw her in the dumpster 
Don't forget the Rick James...
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#95052 - 04/10/05 07:36 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
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Bishop your only problem is that you neglect to realize that all women are whores...PERIOD Unless you decide to give up on the female species your going to always be dealing with whores, thats just how it works. It doesnt matter if the chick is in porn or works at the library. Youve heard that saying that the innocent ones are typically the biggest freaks...well go figure. I love women, but they're all whores.
By the way I had a new one the other night, a chick came up to me started talking. I offer her a drink, mind you it was dollar beer night, and the bitch orders a kettel one martini. So im thinkin ok $12.50 down the drain maybe ill get some poon out of it. As i continue to chit chat i realize this girl is chilling with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock on some distant planet (space the final frontier), so im like let me save some cash and bounce, but let me be nice about it. I decide to ask her for her number. Now this is the best part...she then tells me that she lost her cellphone and that she's going to give me her work number. I start cracking up in shock as i see her putting in a 1 800 number. Better yet, was her trying to convince me it was legit by her telling me once i dial to pressing ext 10. Too bad i deleted the number, but thats a first. Anyone else ever get a 1 800 number from a girl?
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#95053 - 04/10/05 07:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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All men are whores too, but that doesn't matter when you like to fuck. I don't think Bishop cares really as long as he's banging dem hoes. Women may be whores, but who are the bigger whores? The whores themselves or guys that fuck 'em or pay to watch them fuck on dvd? That's a rhetorical question. Anyway, going to bars is pointless, save up the duckets you spend on drinks and find a call girl. It's more honest. They get the money, you get the pussy, everybody goes home happy I guess. Although I'm not that desperate because my girl is a porn whore and I don't care.
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#95054 - 04/10/05 09:29 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/03/04
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Coochie Monster you got to admit that the line she pulled was a good one.....
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#95055 - 04/10/05 09:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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the coffee shop girl was telling me there is actually a "rejection" phone number people can give out and when the fool who gets it calls he gets a message that says he's been rejected.
that's harsh.
EDIT: ..and here it is..
The Rejection Hotline Phenomenon
In a nutshell, the Rejection Hotline is a phone number you can give out if you just don't want to give out your real number. Callers hear our humorous Rejection Hotline recording and are not-so-subtly informed of your non-interest.
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#95056 - 04/10/05 04:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Just do dudes, its easier. Having seen wes kiss chicks after having three different dicks in their mouth only moments before im sure he would be open to the idea.
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#95058 - 04/10/05 05:40 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
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Whores constantly say they are looking for someone to love them, yet they engage in the most unloveable behaviors.
They're afraid that you'll leave them or cheat on them, so they cheat on you so that they have a backup. Or just to prove to themself that they can get another man if they lose you. They don't have enough self-confidence to tell the truth, so they lie, even when telling the truth makes a whole lot more sense and would make their lives easier. They'll argue with you even when they don't know what you're going to say, because they're sure it's something they don't want to hear. They'll do the angel/devil switch on you; one second you're an angel and they worship you, and the next you're a devil and no matter how hard you try to be nice, it's just more proof of how evil you are. They haven't got the courage to confront you about something they don't like, so they'll get angry and insist that you're just pretending not to know why they're angry. Nothing can make them feel secure, so they're always demanding more.
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I can deal with the sleeping around,hell I do that too,but is the rest of that shit really necessary?
I agree. I can rationalize infidelity, but the other stuff drives me up the wall.
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And more importantly,When will I stop dating them?
When you get out of porn. As long as you're surrounded by porn chicks, you're going to fall for porn chicks. The women outside of porn are scared off by your job. And the porn chicks are around for you to fall for. Dating is like business. Location, location, location.
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#95059 - 04/10/05 05:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Just do dudes, its easier.
Quote of the day: April 10th, 2005.
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#95060 - 04/10/05 07:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Russian Mail Order Bride. Worked for smartt. (i miss my homeland)  (her pussy bites like vodka)
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#95061 - 04/11/05 12:51 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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Just do dudes, its easier.
I haven't given this option much thought,You would think it would be so simple,all the beer you could drink,the tv set to espn all the time,the toilet seat down only for special occasions and a partner that could understand me without verbal communication.Sounds lovely doesn't it.(I come home after a tough days labor ,not to incessant chatter,bitching or moaning,but to a simple s'up?to which I'm sure I'd answer;not much,grab a beer and catch the scores.Sounds like a slice of heaven doesn't it? But there are pitfalls in any relationship including this one...First off I would have to get all new friends,because the ones I have now are so homophobic,that in order to be secure in their own masculinity it would be necessary for them to spend anytime in my company calling me faggot,and queer and telling me what a big 'mo I am,and how my gayness,gaiety,or what have you,has freed up so much pussy for them.It would be more verbal communication than I want to have in this life.
Next apparently being ANY kind of gay or even just effeminate requires an extensive wardrobe and a course in accessorizing.I don't think I can commit that deeply to anything.If I had more than 2 pairs of shoes I would never get out of the house.
Lastly, there is usually fucking in most relationships,and this is key;even in that he/she movie where that boy/girl looked so much like a girl/boy that it's friends could'nt tell for sure what it was ,and they got all confused-so they fucked it?well if I don't see vagina my confusion would not result in erection of any kind so I know I'm not pitching.I have also seen Deliverance,Pulp Fiction and enough episodes of Oz(not to mention the upwards of 100 scenes I've performed anal on some chick)to know that I would need a partner powerful enough to sustain an extensive volley of both punches and kicks,but also enough left over to restrain me completely,and then sodomize me,and then be able to justify it to me while I'm standing there with my ass bleeding!ya know something to the effect of "I only do it because I love you"or the ever popular"when you turned your ass away from the wall I thought you wanted me" Now that guy would be tough to find.Not only would he have to be gentle,but have the strength of at least 10/12 men packed into a low wide frame(a taller guy would be vulnerable at the joints,I could also use his height as leverage against him,in other words odds are he would'nt be able to rape me properly.So I'm thinking for this to work out he would have to be a George Costanza type or Bob Hoskins circa The Long Good Friday,(be sure to catch the betrayal/shower scene)Anywho this is why it would be easier if I just stick with the chicks.Headaches I know-but at this age I have to stick with the evil I know
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#95062 - 04/11/05 01:20 PM
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Demon Spawn
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Woman are like small animals; if they do something you don't like spray them in the nose with water.
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#95063 - 04/11/05 07:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I haven't given this option much thought,You would think it would be so simple,all the beer you could drink,the tv set to espn all the time,the toilet seat down only for special occasions and a partner that could understand me without verbal communication.Sounds lovely doesn't it.(I come home after a tough days labor ,not to incessant chatter,bitching or moaning,but to a simple s'up?to which I'm sure I'd answer;not much,grab a beer and catch the scores.Sounds like a slice of heaven doesn't it? But there are pitfalls in any relationship including this one...First off I would have to get all new friends,because the ones I have now are so homophobic,that in order to be secure in their own masculinity it would be necessary for them to spend anytime in my company calling me faggot,and queer and telling me what a big 'mo I am,and how my gayness,gaiety,or what have you,has freed up so much pussy for them.It would be more verbal communication than I want to have in this life.
Next apparently being ANY kind of gay or even just effeminate requires an extensive wardrobe and a course in accessorizing.I don't think I can commit that deeply to anything.If I had more than 2 pairs of shoes I would never get out of the house.
Lastly, there is usually fucking in most relationships,and this is key;even in that he/she movie where that boy/girl looked so much like a girl/boy that it's friends could'nt tell for sure what it was ,and they got all confused-so they fucked it?well if I don't see vagina my confusion would not result in erection of any kind so I know I'm not pitching.I have also seen Deliverance,Pulp Fiction and enough episodes of Oz(not to mention the upwards of 100 scenes I've performed anal on some chick)to know that I would need a partner powerful enough to sustain an extensive volley of both punches and kicks,but also enough left over to restrain me completely,and then sodomize me,and then be able to justify it to me while I'm standing there with my ass bleeding!ya know something to the effect of "I only do it because I love you"or the ever popular"when you turned your ass away from the wall I thought you wanted me" Now that guy would be tough to find.Not only would he have to be gentle,but have the strength of at least 10/12 men packed into a low wide frame(a taller guy would be vulnerable at the joints,I could also use his height as leverage against him,in other words odds are he would'nt be able to rape me properly.So I'm thinking for this to work out he would have to be a George Costanza type or Bob Hoskins circa The Long Good Friday,(be sure to catch the betrayal/shower scene)Anywho this is why it would be easier if I just stick with the chicks.Headaches I know-but at this age I have to stick with the evil I know
you have put too much thought into it, look at it this way every relationship has its good points and its bad, so just put bleeding anus and a being totally disgusted by other people's penises sexually on the bad side, everything else is sunshine and roses.
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#95064 - 04/18/05 05:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/10/04
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They're afraid that you'll leave them or cheat on them, so they cheat on you so that they have a backup. Or just to prove to themself that they can get another man if they lose you. They don't have enough self-confidence to tell the truth, so they lie, even when telling the truth makes a whole lot more sense and would make their lives easier. They'll argue with you even when they don't know what you're going to say, because they're sure it's something they don't want to hear. They'll do the angel/devil switch on you; one second you're an angel and they worship you, and the next you're a devil and no matter how hard you try to be nice, it's just more proof of how evil you are. They haven't got the courage to confront you about something they don't like, so they'll get angry and insist that you're just pretending not to know why they're angry. Nothing can make them feel secure, so they're always demanding more
Praise be to brother Ren.... He has nailed it. These problems have nothing to with porn whores. Women in general are like this. Makes living with them a real hellish experience.
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#95066 - 03/25/09 10:09 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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vanity bump....
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#95067 - 02/26/10 05:38 PM
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Russian Mail Order Bride. Worked for smartt.
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