this girl makes me itch uncontrollably, she's got more fleas than a stray cat.

all i want to know is how she would react if you put her in a bathroom with listerine, floss and a toothbrush. would it be like giving an orangutang something it can't figure out like a gyroscope? there are so many deadly, undiscovered bacteria and protozoa on those teeth. seriously, unearthed mummies have teeth whiter and in better shape, she's never brushed in her life.


you can't wash that kind of filth away, what we need to do is band together and rent kyoto or mellissa a hazmat suit, bleach and a commercial-grade chipper-shredder and let them go to town while we fire the incinerator up.