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Does anyone know why the fuck she calls herself Jersey Jackson when she's from Texas?




This is really bothering Smut. The more I think about it, the funnier it is. Think about it: some girl gives herself the name of the most diseased, polluted, nowhere place in the entire United States... and has a garish tattoo of Texas around her naval. I dub Jersey Jackson Miss Pornography 2005.
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