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I've been watching this thread for like a day now, and I'm a little out of the way on this one.

I think Jersey is fucking sexy as all hell -- kind of a trailer trash version of Christina Ricci, plus the porn girl tattoos and the smoking thing always gets me going.

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You know this hurts b/c Christina Ricci is probably one of my top ten actresses that I want to tit, throat fuck and want to pursue a porn career when the crappy art house and "casper" movies are done. Plus with all the weight fluctuations and the gothic look, she has to have a some kind of depression, attention, low-self esteem going on. Someone upstairs make her descent godspeed. Jersey "Old Yella-Teeth", "Autumn Teeth"(b/c they encompass all the colors of Fall leaves) couldn't stand in as a shit stain on Christina's underwear on her foulest upset stomach days on a set.

Jersey is going to have to and should demand laser surgery to remove those HORRID fucking tattoo's. She should be banned on poor artwork alone from any production. The teeth were only a pit stop until somebody posted the full body shot of her. Can somebody switch this thread with the Jamesn "doesn't a pornstar have to be attractive" thread b/c she takes the cake over that other chick.