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#94903 - 04/08/05 04:05 PM
Jersey Jackson: Hideous and Stupid
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Porn Jesus
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She is as ugly as sammura and twice as stupid as mary carey, welcome porn's newest superstar JERSEY JACKSONNNNNNNNNN. Luke did a small interview with her, here is her pic and some of her more retarded comments.
Duke: "Do you want to become famous?"
Jersey: "That's the plan. That's one of the whole things of getting into it aside from being able to get laid all the time."
Duke: "How many men have you slept with in your life?"
Jersey: "That's discrimination."
Duke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?"
Jersey: "A crappy crowd, I guess."
P.S she was a cheerleader in highschool. Which helps prove my point that theres no point having ugly girls dance at sporting events, there isn't an attractive cheerleader on the planet and ive never been more sure of it then right now, jersey fucking jackson, crack head high head cheerleader 2002. 
Edited by smelly monkey (04/08/05 04:07 PM)
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#94907 - 04/09/05 01:01 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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As the late great Rick James once said "Cocaine is a helluva drug." Theres no justifying Nacho switching to rump ranger flicks unless hes gay, but seeing how ugly the female talent is of late, i wont talk too much shit.Whats going on?
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#94908 - 04/09/05 09:44 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Man, Luke is just a bad photographer.
Check out the barbed wire tattoo of Texas though.
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#94910 - 04/09/05 12:37 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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She reminds me of Gauge especially with her teeth.
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#94911 - 04/09/05 12:52 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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I've been watching this thread for like a day now, and I'm a little out of the way on this one. I think Jersey is fucking sexy as all hell -- kind of a trailer trash version of Christina Ricci, plus the porn girl tattoos and the smoking thing always gets me going. I'd definitely get in line to tag this fucking chick, sorry guys.
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#94912 - 04/09/05 01:10 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Ill admit she isnt that bad in the 2nd pic, but theres a reason for it....her grill isnt exposed. In the first pic shes got natural crunk teeth...not hot at all.
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#94914 - 04/09/05 03:55 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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Loc: IL
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the pic of morbidthoughts and ariana is gone. that faggot couldn't handle the embarassment so he took it down. what a chickenshit.
btw, I'd love to drive a broken beer bottle into his face.
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#94915 - 04/09/05 04:02 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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the pic of morbidthoughts and ariana is gone. that faggot couldn't handle the embarassment so he took it down. what a chickenshit.
btw, I'd love to drive a broken beer bottle into his face.
Embarassment? What's embarassing about having your picture taken with a fucking Goddess?
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#94916 - 04/09/05 05:54 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
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Shouldn't you be out fertilizing your pubic moustache or something?
Didn't you call it a pubic beard before? Changed your mind? Shouldn't you be out killing jews or fucking camels?
As for the murderous jap jap kitty's allegations, I have limited file space on ADT. Once a post grows old, I take down the pics. What a concept...
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#94917 - 04/09/05 06:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Luke's pictures don't lie, they are brutally honest. LOL on morbid, xxxpt sharks circling the adt seal.
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#94919 - 04/09/05 10:17 PM
Re: Jersey Jackson: Hideous and Stupid
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#94920 - 04/09/05 10:21 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
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He's got it in his mind like a filing cabinet. Glad to know I'm under your skin, sparky. 
Naww.. I thought the caption was funny.
I didn't know there was a prescribed method to the madness. Mike and the Mechanics? What the hell?
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#94921 - 04/09/05 10:31 PM
Re: Jersey Jackson: Hideous and Stupid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Mike and the Mechanics? What the hell?
weren't they guys who were in Genesis? (the band, not the girl) 
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#94922 - 04/09/05 10:36 PM
Re: Jersey Jackson: Hideous and Stupid
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
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weren't they guys who were in Genesis? (the band, not the girl)
Don't pretend you don't know. You're the 80s pop whore.
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#94923 - 04/09/05 10:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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....and the arab defends the porn-board lawyer belt as the ref stops this one.
man, i've got to remember to empty my bladder completely before reading anything by the arab, that was too close/funny.
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#94924 - 04/09/05 10:42 PM
Re: Jersey Jackson: Hideous and Stupid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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weren't they guys who were in Genesis? (the band, not the girl)
Don't pretend you don't know. You're the 80s pop whore.
you don't even know. i think i cashed in some heterosexual points today by blasting belinda carlisle and rick springfeild.
but i am legit about not knowing M&tM. i'll google them now...
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#94928 - 04/10/05 09:37 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I agree with you Christina Ricci is hot...if you like chicks with Water Baby heads. I will give her one thing though...shes got nicer teeth than Jersey Jackson. Imagine getting head from those mangled fangs....i could hear the jaws theme being played right now as the booze takes over and her mouth moves towards my penis.
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#94932 - 04/10/05 04:06 PM
Re: Jersey Jackson: Hideous and Stupid
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Porn Jesus
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Shes hot, id do her. I would love to cum on texas and shes my best bet.
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#94934 - 04/10/05 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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Too bad she doesn't have the shape of New Jersey tattoed around her butthole. or does she?
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#94935 - 04/10/05 06:26 PM
Re: Jersey Jackson: Hideous and Stupid
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Too bad she doesn't have the shape of New Jersey tattoed around her butthole. or does she?
Shit. Not even Bruce Springsteen has a Jersey tattoo. That ought to tell you A LOT.
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#94938 - 04/11/05 07:26 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Agreed. She is hot in this pic. I love trash. I just hope she doesn't smell like bleu cheese. The odor of the anus is mighty fucking heinous. BTW, where are you from, Smut? Texas is the greatest country in the world. Quote:
I've been watching this thread for like a day now, and I'm a little out of the way on this one.
I think Jersey is fucking sexy as all hell -- kind of a trailer trash version of Christina Ricci, plus the porn girl tattoos and the smoking thing always gets me going.
I'd definitely get in line to tag this fucking chick, sorry guys.
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#94941 - 04/12/05 12:57 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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At least her anus isn't a pumkin patch.
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#94942 - 04/12/05 07:15 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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From adultfyi.com; Katie Gold Gives Newcomer Jersey Jaxin Tips started about five weeks ago --Gene Ross Porn Valley- Jersey Jaxin was a guest on KSEX Friday Night. Jackson appeared with Flexx and Katie Gold and Flexx, Jaxin being a buddy of Gold's from Texas. Jaxin explained that she knew from an introduction made by Shay Sweet. Jaxin is from the Dallas-Ft. Worth area and started in the husiness about five weeks ago. Noting that Jaxin doesn't do certain things as yet, Gold said Jaxin's first girl-girl scene was with her and Gia Paloma. "It was for Extreme- her first girl-girl. And we violated Gia." Gold said there was lots of squirting. "It was very violent and a very passionate sex scene. She was right down there with the rest of us hunkered down for dear life. Damn! 'very violent' and 'lots of squirting' I can't wait to see this fucking movie!
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#94945 - 04/12/05 09:18 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
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Damn! 'very violent' and 'lots of squirting'
I can't wait to see this fucking movie!
Thats fucking bullshit, the only scene involving squirting that i want to see her in is one that involves kyoto squirting acid out of a container onto a screaming pile of human matter that once was jersey jackson.
That would definitely take it to a whole other level of violence.
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#94946 - 04/12/05 09:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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this girl makes me itch uncontrollably, she's got more fleas than a stray cat.
all i want to know is how she would react if you put her in a bathroom with listerine, floss and a toothbrush. would it be like giving an orangutang something it can't figure out like a gyroscope? there are so many deadly, undiscovered bacteria and protozoa on those teeth. seriously, unearthed mummies have teeth whiter and in better shape, she's never brushed in her life.
you can't wash that kind of filth away, what we need to do is band together and rent kyoto or mellissa a hazmat suit, bleach and a commercial-grade chipper-shredder and let them go to town while we fire the incinerator up.
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#94949 - 04/13/05 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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It's "Jersey Jaxin" now... 
"psst, I heard smelly monkey hates you, too"
a smile only Wankus could love
you come up w/ a caption
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#94950 - 04/13/05 11:19 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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WARNING TO ALL OTHER TRAILER PARK CHICKS: This photo proves you shouldn't impetuously change the channel from Maury Povich to MTV when Mom's on a three day bender and within arms-length of a steak knife.
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#94951 - 04/14/05 09:47 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I cut da' bitch.
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#94954 - 04/18/05 07:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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is she homeless? she looks like a dirty hobo.
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#94955 - 04/18/05 10:56 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
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She might be cute if you drained the 100lbs of water shes got embedded in her skull. Shes got a typical water baby head.
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#94956 - 04/19/05 01:20 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
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She has the white trash tattoo's down. Maybe she served time
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#94957 - 04/19/05 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Who does pornloser hate?. Everyone or are his comments for a select few?.
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#94958 - 04/19/05 07:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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he likes smartt and lordasmus(the foreign guy who posted dick pics about some brandon-movie)
i'm not sure whether he likes me or not, he's a pretty deep and inscrutable guy.
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#94959 - 04/19/05 10:36 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/25/04
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I'd fuck her
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#94961 - 04/20/05 12:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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yeah, i've been finding it upsetting every time i see his face and realize it's me. ze_dude is being shelved for now....
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#94964 - 04/22/05 06:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Something traumatic obviously happened to this girls face. Could have been a bicycle into a barb-wire fence or an abusive step-father. Who knows. I hope she takes a little of her porno money and has this scar fixed, if it bothers her, because God knows that will be much easier to repair than the emotional scars she is going to carry forever more.
What's worse? Being photographed in conversation with Wankus or screwing DoronD/FatElvis?
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#94972 - 04/25/05 10:40 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Im liking how shes got her name or a name Baly on her arm. I always thought it was spelled Baily. In any case I'd need an entire bottle of Baileys to consider putting the dick in this walking bouey.
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#94974 - 04/25/05 10:49 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I guess it kinda does, who knows. If she and i were the last two people on Earth and the human race depended on us for survival...well it looks like humans are just gonna have to die. Shes a 99C chicken McNasty.
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#94977 - 04/26/05 12:23 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I wouldnt fuck those girls with Gen's Dick.
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#94980 - 05/21/06 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#94981 - 05/21/06 04:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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I know, I know, no one is looking at the guys... but why does the dude on the right have a tattoo of Gumby on a crucifix?
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#94982 - 05/21/06 05:04 PM
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I know, I know, no one is looking at the guys... but why does the dude on the right have a tattoo of Gumby on a crucifix?
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and all the female cheerleaders were up-tight, ugly bitches. 
poor artwork alone from any production. The teeth were only a pit stop until somebody posted the full body shot of her. Can somebody switch this thread with the Jamesn "doesn't a pornstar have to be attractive" thread b/c she takes the cake over that other chick.
.Stupid,stupid whore. 
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