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#94823 - 04/07/05 10:53 PM Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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#94824 - 04/09/05 01:26 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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Btw, the soccer mom is Tina Tyler not that you care, but hey, cool or not is that what's directing porn these days? No wonder this industry is so screwed up.
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#94825 - 04/09/05 06:11 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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She looks like that chick who sung, been around the world and i i i i can't find my baby, and however the rest of that awful song goes.
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#94826 - 04/09/05 06:31 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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She looks like that chick who sung, been around the world and i i i i can't find my baby, and however the rest of that awful song goes.




Monkey is right with the Lisa Stansfield comparison.

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#94827 - 04/09/05 10:34 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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Ive had this song stuck in my head ever since, i hope your glad smut hut guy. Im going to find him, waaaaaahhhhhhawahhhhh ive been around the world and i i i i can't find my baby, i don't know when and i don't why, but i can't find him. God kill me. Please.
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#94828 - 04/09/05 10:52 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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That woman scared me more than the eurythmics chick.

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#94829 - 04/09/05 10:56 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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That woman scared me more than the eurythmics chick.





that was a woman?, i thought it was just the weird small english front man that made up half the 80's pop bands. Why hasn't there been any native american pop bands?.
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#94830 - 04/09/05 10:59 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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that was a woman?, i thought it was just the weird small english front man that made up half the 80's pop bands. Why hasn't there been any native american pop bands?.




I don't know what's funnier, a small white british chick thinking she's Barry White or the idea of a band of Monstars covering Madonna.

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#94831 - 04/09/05 11:07 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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I don't know what's funnier, a small white british chick thinking she's Barry White or the idea of a band of Monstars covering Madonna.







Im taking the native american pop cover band with monstar up front. closing with van halens jump and monstar attempting to do all the scissor kicks.
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#94832 - 04/10/05 12:57 AM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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don't fuck with me. i do a mean version of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot".

especially if a certain girl is there that ripped out my fucking soul and sold it on ebay.

i ain't your hallaback gurl.
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#94833 - 04/10/05 08:07 AM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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I love how this thread was derailed by the fact that this soccer mom also looks like lisa stansfield, but it's cool b/c it's way more interesting than the soccer mom's porn. btw, is she a lesbian? Sure looks like one. If she is then that's why her porn is so boring.
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#94834 - 04/10/05 08:19 AM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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Anyone else notice Lex's Logo in the background. Its probably his silhouette seeing as it looks like an anthropologists dream. In addition its in crosshairs. It looks like one of those old school black panther pictures, but yet its appears to be a "target" in the crosshairs. What up with with that? Please tell me someone else picks up on that too. Ive had a rough night down in manhattan beach im recovering from a long night of drinking. Someone tell me im not crazy from the booze
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#94835 - 04/10/05 09:39 AM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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He's actually ripping the Public Enemy crosshairs version of that old school Black Power symbol.
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#94836 - 04/10/05 04:01 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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Lex's father is the dc sniper, he is paying homage to him.
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#94837 - 04/10/05 08:53 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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Anyone else notice Lex's Logo in the background. Its probably his silhouette seeing as it looks like an anthropologists dream.





Man how many times do i have to point it out .... His HEAD is Cro-Magnon Fucking huge. He waves his big dick around to remove attention from his HUGE Fucking Head.
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#94838 - 04/11/05 09:39 AM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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What i doubt is that this sideshow freak was a stockbroker. yeah right and flavor flav was a catholic priest before PE.
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#94839 - 04/11/05 02:09 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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I have it on good authority that Flavor Flav was a dentist before P.E.
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#94840 - 04/12/05 03:28 PM Re: Lex hires soccer mom to direct
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Maybe Luke Ford can find out about Flav as I noticed he just posted an interview w/ Tina Tyler. I wonder if it was because of this thread? I see in his interview that the biotch admits to doing tranny flicks, so could that be next on her agenda to direct for Mercenary? Maybe Luke could find out...
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