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I weep with you. This is one of the most obscure yet poignent aspects of dating. You take a girl home, you're into it, she undoes her bra and HOLY FUCKING CHRIST, they just pour out all over the room and you bite your lip to keep from going into a St. Vitus-like spasm of shock and revulsion.



Oh fuck, if this wasn't so true, I would be laughing. This very thing happened to me a few weeks ago. I immediately lost my wood, and just left. there is no way I could have actually fucked her after seeing her mudcake balloon tits. I haven't spoken to her since. I thought I had beamed into a National-fucking-Geographic magazine. She should fucking warn people, godamnit!

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