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#94742 - 04/07/05 10:05 PM Worst boob job ever?
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I think Kelly Erikson is hot. That said, did she have to go so fucking big?


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#94743 - 04/07/05 10:08 PM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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She ought to be able to fit two or three dicks in that pecker canal

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#94744 - 04/07/05 10:16 PM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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#94745 - 04/07/05 10:17 PM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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This ain't bad.



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#94746 - 04/08/05 01:30 AM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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Do you have to rotate the tits like you do with car tires to get even wear?
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#94747 - 04/08/05 03:57 AM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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one of the worst i seen, considering how hot she was before, it's Shyla Styles first boob job.
She had pretty good tits well proportioned with her body, then she got this very ugly tits that looked like torpedoes, and finally another boob job, after very short time, when she got some acceptable big boobs.
But the first job was really a crime against humanity.
The surgeon should be shot

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#94748 - 04/08/05 10:50 AM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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Pornodux- is that Pai Mei in your avatar?
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#94749 - 04/08/05 10:57 AM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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#94750 - 04/08/05 11:33 AM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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Yup, Sensei Pai Mei Himself

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#94751 - 04/08/05 01:49 PM Monstar Loves Kelly
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that was merely unflattering picture of a very beautiful woman.

witness:



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#94752 - 04/08/05 01:51 PM Re: Monstar Loves Kelly
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i love this woman.


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#94753 - 04/08/05 01:55 PM Re: Monstar Loves Kelly
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#94754 - 04/08/05 02:03 PM Re: Monstar Loves Kelly
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#94755 - 04/08/05 02:11 PM Re: Monstar Loves Kelly
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#94756 - 04/08/05 03:57 PM Re: Monstar Loves Kelly
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#94757 - 04/08/05 07:03 PM Re: Monstar Loves Kelly
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#94758 - 04/08/05 09:47 PM Re: Monstar Loves Kelly
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Oh my fucking lord, is her tit actually folded in half in that picture?
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#94759 - 04/09/05 01:10 AM Re: Monstar Loves Kelly
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WHere does she put the deodorant? Her armpits are an extension of her tits, but with that said... Pussy is pussy.
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#94760 - 04/09/05 10:07 AM a bad rack....
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celeb style:

Look it Geena lee nolan


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#94761 - 04/09/05 10:11 AM Re: a bad rack....
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you think it'll be good shit when she undoes her top..



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#94762 - 04/09/05 10:15 AM Re: a bad rack....
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and bam...






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#94763 - 04/09/05 03:08 PM Re: a bad rack....
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I weep with you. This is one of the most obscure yet poignent aspects of dating. You take a girl home, you're into it, she undoes her bra and HOLY FUCKING CHRIST, they just pour out all over the room and you bite your lip to keep from going into a St. Vitus-like spasm of shock and revulsion.
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#94764 - 04/09/05 06:14 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Tera had great tits, 99% of the world agreed but unfortunately the 1% made up of neo nazi skinheads had the opinions tera cared about.
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#94765 - 04/09/05 06:31 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Quote:

Tera had great tits, 99% of the world agreed but unfortunately the 1% made up of neo nazi skinheads had the opinions tera cared about.




Any chance to hire Kyoto to off that piece of shit? She had probably the best natural body in the biz and she let a fucknut talk her into a boob job.
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#94766 - 04/09/05 06:34 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Since the original pic was yanked here it is again:
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#94767 - 04/09/05 09:22 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Woh cowboys. That girl is fuckin' smokin' hot IMO. Then I am a big boob whore. She has only enhanced herself and herself to me. May have to keep tabs on this chick. But that being said, there are some girls it just doesn't or wouldn't go well with. It's case by case.

Teagan: No, even though she did.
Gen: No, even though she hasn't.
Eve Evangelina: Yes.
Melissa Ashley: Not even.
Kami: Yes.

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#94768 - 04/09/05 09:40 PM Re: a bad rack....
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thats a case of it didnt go well. You blind?!?! They are way to big for her tiny frame... almost as big as her head
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#94769 - 04/09/05 10:47 PM Re: a bad rack....
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when super macho man stopped posting, i was lost. then, out of nowhere but surely divine in origin, coochie monster appears and fills the void left when the super-spin-punch spun away.
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#94770 - 04/09/05 10:50 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Quote:

when super macho man stopped posting, i was lost. then, out of nowhere but surely divine in origin, coochie monster appears and fills the void left when the super-spin-punch spun away.





Whenever i feel lost all it takes is to see an avatar of insults past to cheer me up. eg biff's of garfields npdaa miss new jersey girlfriend.
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#94771 - 04/09/05 11:23 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Then I am a big boob whore.







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#94772 - 04/09/05 11:42 PM Re: a bad rack....
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thats a case of it didnt go well. You blind?!?! They are way to big for her tiny frame... almost as big as her head




Kelly has a very pretty face. I agree she went way too big on the implants. Kickass body but those boobs...

Quote:

Whenever i feel lost all it takes is to see an avatar of insults past to cheer me up. eg biff's of garfields npdaa miss new jersey girlfriend.




Glad I could help.
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#94773 - 04/10/05 01:36 AM Re: a bad rack....
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Quote:

Quote:

Then I am a big boob whore.












Being a boob whore is my downfall, but Evil Klown(lmao) proves a point and well taken-> Body Dysmorphia. It's a serious pyschological issue that shouldn't be taken lightly. Especially on Chelsea Charms, but there is only ONE cure that has yet to be approved by the American Medical Association. Let me fuck those things dry and till they deflate at least one cup size .
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#94774 - 04/10/05 05:34 AM Re: a bad rack....
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nm i should be drinking


Edited by Mandy Taylor (04/10/05 05:34 AM)
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#94775 - 04/10/05 03:54 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Mandy Taylor= kelly erickson
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#94776 - 04/10/05 04:53 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Quote:

Mandy Taylor= kelly erickson



I wish I was that hot
Pic of Kelly HOTTTTT
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#94777 - 04/10/05 05:29 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Quote:

Quote:

Mandy Taylor= kelly erickson



I wish I was that hot
Pic of Kelly HOTTTTT




nice!
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#94778 - 04/10/05 05:54 PM Re: a bad rack....
Monstar Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Mandy Taylor= kelly erickson



I wish I was that hot
Pic of Kelly HOTTTTT




god in heaven i love that girl. she got me drunk once and offered to rip out one of her extensions and give it to me.

now that's a woman.
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#94779 - 04/10/05 07:47 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Regardless of what I think about her boob job, I still think she's smokin'. Another pic. Enjoy.

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#94780 - 04/10/05 07:50 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Shes a poor mans gina lynn and gina lynn is a poor mans jenna and jenna is a poor mans pamela anderson and pamela anderson is a poor mans charlie sheens high class hooker. Write it down, im calling it early. Anyone that disagrees better bring a switch blade, cause im down for a knife fight

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#94781 - 04/10/05 09:18 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Quote:

Tera had great tits, 99% of the world agreed but unfortunately the 1% made up of neo nazi skinheads had the opinions tera cared about.





Well I am a Neo Nazi Skinhead but I agree with Da Monkey that Tera's original boobs rocked, and (bonus) I just saw the Anabolic footage where she actually swallows a load in a scene. *to himself* Yesssssssssssssss
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#94782 - 04/11/05 04:30 AM Re: a bad rack....
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I was too quick to judge miss Kelly's boobs. This below has to be the worst. Meet Tippi Topps.

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#94783 - 04/11/05 07:34 AM Re: a bad rack....
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Quote:

I weep with you. This is one of the most obscure yet poignent aspects of dating. You take a girl home, you're into it, she undoes her bra and HOLY FUCKING CHRIST, they just pour out all over the room and you bite your lip to keep from going into a St. Vitus-like spasm of shock and revulsion.




Oh fuck, if this wasn't so true, I would be laughing. This very thing happened to me a few weeks ago. I immediately lost my wood, and just left. there is no way I could have actually fucked her after seeing her mudcake balloon tits. I haven't spoken to her since. I thought I had beamed into a National-fucking-Geographic magazine. She should fucking warn people, godamnit!

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#94784 - 04/11/05 12:02 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Posts: 565
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Quote:

I was too quick to judge miss Kelly's boobs. This below has to be the worst. Meet Tippi Topps.





Now THOSE are my kinda tits!!!!!!

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#94785 - 04/11/05 12:26 PM Re: a bad rack....
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I really have to wonder what kind of 'Doctor' could bring themself to implant 30 pound fake tits in someone. Surely this has to be bad for the individual's health and therefore a violation of the Hypocratic oath, if not the licensing authorities.

Comments anyone?
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#94786 - 04/11/05 12:58 PM Re: a bad rack....
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I wonder if shes even able to stand. Notice how most of these chicks with bowling ball breasts are always laying down. If she were to stand up we'd find out shes got scoliosis from her tits ripping her front from her spine.
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#94787 - 04/11/05 05:49 PM Re: a bad rack....
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Quote:

I really have to wonder what kind of 'Doctor' could bring themself to implant 30 pound fake tits in someone. Surely this has to be bad for the individual's health and therefore a violation of the Hypocratic oath, if not the licensing authorities.

Comments anyone?





Two words: Josef Mengele

...no wait....

Victor Frankenstein........

Seriously, what many people dont realize is how autonomous and insulated the Medical profession is and just what many doctors can and do get away with. They also forget that doctors are people too, and susceptible to all the sick, vile, decadent, and perverted urges as all of us here at XPT. Cosmetic Surgeons are the Creme de la Creme (or Shit De la Shit) of surgeons....

If You find a doctor who is up to his ass in gambling debt, who has a penchant for fucking and blow jobs that belies the lack of sex he had during his first 26 years due to having to study 23 hours a day, or who is himself hooked to the gills on Morphine/fentanyl/Dilaudid/<name any narcotic>, then you can get him to do shit like this.
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#94788 - 04/11/05 11:33 PM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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All I can say is "I'm happy with my tits". I'm sorry you found them so offensive LOL!!

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#94789 - 04/11/05 11:53 PM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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All I can say is "I'm happy with my tits". I'm sorry you found them so offensive LOL!!




Jenna? Jenna is that you?

But seriously, this was one of the few threads I actually said something flattering in. I didn't quite clean your ass with my tongue like our resident Rawkin' Indian, but I was kind nevertheless.

I always forget how many people read these things. Gia Paloma may be on suicide watch because of me. But I digress.

One quick question: If you are in fact the real Kelly, why do you -- and others in your position -- just pop in only to defend yourself? You seem to suffer from what is clinically called "Teagansyndromitus". Fret not my dear. This terrible affliction can be cured with regular posting.
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#94790 - 04/12/05 12:34 AM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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Quote:

I didn't quite clean your ass with my tongue like our resident Rawkin' Indian, but I was kind nevertheless.




you know how i do.

Quote:

I always forget how many people read these things.




ya know so do I. Shane's World Megan was telling me she had been lurking for awhile citing a thread that was around a few months back. god knows who else is reading....

Quote:

One quick question: If you are in fact the real Kelly, why do you -- and others in your position -- just pop in only to defend yourself?




I think that for the most part porn chix don't really post in general, but when something negative comes up they feel they must post in defense.

having said that, i question if this is my beloved Kelly or not.

'cos i got a Private MSG that was polite...

...from kelly i would expect something brash like...
"where are my damn waffles!" <--inside joke.
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#94791 - 04/12/05 10:41 AM Re: Worst boob job ever?
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All I can say is "I'm happy with my tits". I'm sorry you found them so offensive LOL!!




If this is really Kelly...

They're not offensive. I just wanted to know what others thought. IMO, they are too big for your tight, smokin' hot body. Why get them so big? Your face is pretty too and I'm not sure if you wanted attention taken away from that.
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