I hate to say it, but recently the thread quality over at ADT is top-notch. Next to them this place is severely lacking. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Please take a gander at these marvels:

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We need to step it up people. We owe it not just to ourselves, but to this board. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Random P. Winterbottom
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