"Hi, I'm Katie Gold. As you can see I am very happy to be back. When I was first in the business about 5 years ago, I enjoyed being degraded and dehumanized. However, after I retired I realized that I still had some dignity left. Now I have come back, and J.M. Productions is going to put me through a process by which this last shred of dignity and self respect will be removed."
(Okay, maybe she didn't say that. But you can imagine what it would be like if she did.)
Ah, this is gonna be fun. Watch for her in upcoming classics like White Trash Whore & Gag Factor.
Malice