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#94591 - 04/07/05 06:47 AM Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ!
simp AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/26/03 Posts: 441 Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!	I just don't understand it. I need help. I kind of feel like I'm being held prisoner in a beehive and their buzzing is really frightening but, like, it's just something they do and they don't mean to be frightening really. Ever feel like that? Huh? Could I move in with one of you for a while so you can help me come to grips and stuff?
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#94592 - 04/07/05 04:36 PM Re: Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ!
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Does anybody else get the feeling that simp is slipping further from sanity by the post? _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#94593 - 04/07/05 05:07 PM Re: Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ!
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Does anybody else get the feeling that simp is slipping further from sanity by the post? I don't know about all that, but something has changed. Better weed perhaps.
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#94594 - 04/07/05 05:36 PM Re: Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ!
Pericles Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 300	Quote: Does anybody else get the feeling that simp is slipping further from sanity by the post? I'm actually starting to worry about him. His inner conflict seems to be getting worse and worse.
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#94595 - 04/07/05 05:59 PM Re: Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ!
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	This recent barrage of simp posts were out of character for his thought criminal profile and Dale Hinman would be somewhat concerned. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#94596 - 04/09/05 12:06 PM Re: Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ!
Hypnocock Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/22/03 Posts: 702 Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...	Quote: I just don't understand it. I need help. I kind of feel like I'm being held prisoner in a beehive and their buzzing is really frightening but, like, it's just something they do and they don't mean to be frightening really. Ever feel like that? Huh? Could I move in with one of you for a while so you can help me come to grips and stuff? ...I crash in Jeff and Sandi's closet in their bedroom...you're more than welcome to join me it you'd like...the only downside is that I sometimes hear Jeff violently choking out Sandi at night doing their homemade gagfactor tapes......but knowing you, you may perversely enjoy that as a much as I do.... _________________________ Killing is My Business...And Business is Phenomenal!
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#94597 - 04/09/05 07:15 PM Re: Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ!
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Could I move in with one of you for a while so you can help me come to grips and stuff? Iv'e got a couch you can crash on but youv'e got to be willing to do your share of the housework,and how are you with kids? _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#94598 - 04/09/05 11:33 PM Re: Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ!
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Someone check his I.P. addy, I have suspicions that it's coming from San Quentin.
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