monstar, i googled some images of her because i honestly didn't know who the fuck she was and don't watch enough porn to have seen her in anything. the fact that you joined in the kyoto accord of 2005 to defend her suprised me, as did the fact that she can look much better. she's not hideous at all, but i'm sticking to my guns about the picture. she looks like she chugs mayo in it.

i ain't luke. in fact, he's such a hyperbolically abstract figure i kinda don't believe he exists-the concept of a fat man coming down chimneys is easier to get behind than an australian convert to orthodox judiasm who writes books on porn and gets punched at avn conventions. gene knows stuff, but writes about the jackson trials instead of dishing and nobody else does shit but put out press-releases. luke's not tainted--have you ever heard him accused of covering for redlight district or being a shill for metro? people are always mad at him for being irresponsible or printing rumors, but the fourth law of thermodynamics is that most people in porn are degenerates, whack-jobs, or of criminal intent and clearly did whatever luke said they did.

the only things in porn that are interesting are all of you here and duke floored. i'd be long gone otherwise.