Indian: Monstar
Jew: Kyoto
Nipponese: Kyoto
Black: Nosey, Bishop, XXX
WASP: James
Representative of the East Coast Establishment: James
Arab: Smiling Arab
Southerner: Bornyo, tanta's Daddy
"Special": Sportswami
Primate: Monkey
New York Fascist: Cleetus
Sociopath: Sammura
Transgendered Self-Hating Mulatto: Smartt
Evil: Melissa
Foreigner: Piotr/Maged
Compulsive Liar: Nicole Brazzle
Token Nordic: Ren, whatever happened to him
Canadian: ChickenMaster
Clown: Evil Clown
Ewok: longshot
Little Person: Padova
Girl whose asshole i want to lick: Genesis
Ex-Nerd / Ex-Felon: Da Burglar
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