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I've seen better looking chicas working in the convenience food and beverage industry. She looks like the kind of barfly one might find on $1 pitcher nights at a Des Moines bowling alley.



Having grown up in Des Moines, I have to say that this statement is completely accurate for $1 pitcher nights at bowling alleys. On the other hand, Jack Kerouac claimed Des Moines was the home of "the prettiest girls in the world" which is also accurate. Now you know.