i just sent pam a very polite email thoroughly explaining that she was very ugly, based on facial symmetry and other standards of beauty. i didn't as why she was wearing a scary mask or had industrial solvents poured on her face as a child, but did emphatically urge her to consider another career path as she's repulsive and has no business naked or anywhere outside of a circus freakshow. hopefully i'll have a reply to share.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits