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#94310 - 04/06/05 09:52 AM
Wood Killer....This Bitch Must Be Stopped!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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#94316 - 04/06/05 01:36 PM
Re: Wood Killer....This Bitch Must Be Stopped!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Her services. Scroll down.
Did you gather from that page that she might like champagne? F'ing champagne wouldn't be strong enough for me. Imagine eating a few mushroom caps and drinking a beer in your hotel room, waiting on your "date" you randomly booked based on a yellow page ad. You are really buzzing good when there's a knock at the door. You open it and shrooming out of your mind you are face to face with this
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#94321 - 04/06/05 03:58 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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Well, at least my euro loving adt ass won't have to worry about a monkey violation...... and you can go ahead and fuck that whale all day long, nobody will mind
Your going to die clown. I know steph sends her adt mod gimps to take down the cage, ive got my eye on your polish ass. 
Clown? The only clown here is that painted pig we've been making fun of.
As far as Steph and ADT are concerned, you'll find no greater of a hater than me.
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#94324 - 04/06/05 11:42 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Did you gather from that page that she might like champagne? F'ing champagne wouldn't be strong enough for me. Imagine eating a few mushroom caps and drinking a beer in your hotel room, waiting on your "date" you randomly booked based on a yellow page ad. You are really buzzing good when there's a knock at the door. You open it and shrooming out of your mind you are face to face with this
Awesome set up. 
A guy I work with is a huge fan of the "None of the Above" section of the personals. Every Thursday afternoon when the Reader comes out, he's got his feet on his desk, bellowing out desperate fags' diaper, jock strap and the ever popular "straight male being punked like a Thai ladyboy" fantasies. It'll make for a hell of a sexual harassment lawsuit someday.
Anyway, one day he tells me I've got to read one.
"'Legless in Chicago'?" I ask. That was just sad. How hard can it be to find an amputee? Just go down to the VA, unless this delightful soldier-loving gubmint has already shut the last one down.
"Huh? No, the one right below it."
I can't remember the exact wording, which totally blows my punchline, but it was a transvestite looking for someone to drop acid and have "erotic elephant sex" with.
I don't know, maybe I was a lightweight, but if something like... like this stormed into my room when I was dosed, I'd set it on fire, mummify it in toilet paper and then sew it up inside the mattress.
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#94326 - 04/07/05 12:06 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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All I've got to say is "It Rubs The Lotion On It's Skin."
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#94327 - 04/07/05 12:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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"Where Da White Women At" - Cleavon Little, Blazing Saddles
my fav quote of all time
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#94329 - 04/07/05 01:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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stop posting pictures of garfield's steroid-crushing, manly girlfriend!
seriously, whatever it is has no bidness ever being naked or resisting being ground into cat food. when dealing with something that horrific, human rights go out the window.
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#94333 - 04/07/05 08:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Where is smartt?. I would like to spit roast pamela with smartt, gazing into his big dark evil brazlian eyes never looking away as we plug her.
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#94334 - 04/07/05 12:45 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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She surely looks like Pamela Anderson in a Michael jackson phase(but with her nose still intact). I remember when this chick used to do escort work here in Vegas 8-10 years ago,with several swingers guides giving her serives some severely bad reviews,for when I did see her at one of Bill Margold's booths at an AVN Expo two years ago,she looked so frightening that I stayed I far away from her and her booth(as much as I wanted to say "Hi" to Bill)as if she were a tranny or a gay porn celebrity. She even has her own porn coking show,for God sakes(which I refuse to even elaborate on!!!! 
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#94335 - 04/07/05 12:57 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I do believe I have found her twin. I've always heard everyone has a twin, I just didnt think it applied to Plastic Surgery mongoloids.
Tell me they don't look similar
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#94340 - 04/08/05 08:47 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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I think we should start a thread: What would you do if you woke up next to this after a _______ night. 
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#94341 - 04/08/05 03:48 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I seriously don't know how people can keep a straight face around this chick. I would think two common/normal reactions would occur if someone saw her in person: One would be the obvious laughing fit that would ensue, and the other would be similar to staring at the sun on a bright day. Either way, I don't see how eye contact could be kept under any circumstances.
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#94342 - 04/08/05 03:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I like her , she is a good role model for porn chicks too. If you work hard, eat right and get a good surgeon you can reach the peaks of porn like pamela.
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#94344 - 04/13/05 12:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i just sent pam a very polite email thoroughly explaining that she was very ugly, based on facial symmetry and other standards of beauty. i didn't as why she was wearing a scary mask or had industrial solvents poured on her face as a child, but did emphatically urge her to consider another career path as she's repulsive and has no business naked or anywhere outside of a circus freakshow. hopefully i'll have a reply to share.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#94345 - 04/13/05 01:55 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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she has one of the funniest (unintentionally) sites on the net. she claims to be a Pam Anderson look-a-like AND a comedian! 
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#94346 - 04/13/05 02:04 PM
Re: Wood Killer....This Bitch Must Be Stopped!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I keep stumbling across references to her cooking show. What time & what channel televises that?
I also heard somewhere that she likes champagne. Chilled an hour beforehand.
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#94353 - 06/27/07 06:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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and you can go ahead and fuck that whale all day long, nobody will mind. 
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