Did Wankus squeeze out a few shekels from the Hebrews at uglypeople.com? Jesus...

I've seen that guy on those VH1 specials, which are now 90% of their programming. They're the new Hollywood Squares, you just know someone's career is in a Whoopi Goldberg-like freefall if they show up on I Love the 80s to give their take on David Coverdale and crystal pepsi.