Wankus: "Shit. I thought it was going to be an 'SBD', but more than just air came out.

Girl in white hat: "Not again Wankus."



"My name is Hal Sparks. I'm a major celebrity. You probably know my esteemed body of work, which includes Talk Soup, 'Man in Elevator' in Spiderman 2, and my starring role in the critically acclaimed show Queer as Folk. Because of the latter, people often assume I'm gay. That's just not the case. Here's my girlfriend Pamela. Say hi honey."



"Hal, I hate when you put me on the spot. Especially when you know I didn't put my face on this morning. I feel so naked without my makeup."



"I've spent the last year trying to break into straight porn from the gay side. So far I've been successful with only a few set backs to note. I've tried hard to put my gay past behind me, but sometimes I just can't fight my homosexual urges. There's a man across the way right now that I must have. I don't care if I have to sneek up behind him and use stealth-like ninja skills to penetrate his sweet ass. I'll take him anyway I can get him. Here I go, wish me luck."



"What the... oh, wait... yeah, that's nice. Right there... yeah, that's it... a little faster... faster... oh, fuck, I'M CUMMING! (Wankus turns around) Oh... I'm so embarressed, I thought you were Tyler. You two have the same nose and jawline.

Why the fuck does Wankus cut the sleeves off of his shirts?Is that suppose to be cool or something?I guess I didn't receive the memo.

I came here to do a monkey style of these but you beat me to it you bastard, as for wankus those sleevless shirts look gay on people with good bodies let alone his flabby middle aged temple of human waste.

Did Wankus squeeze out a few shekels from the Hebrews at uglypeople.com? Jesus...

I've seen that guy on those VH1 specials, which are now 90% of their programming. They're the new Hollywood Squares, you just know someone's career is in a Whoopi Goldberg-like freefall if they show up on I Love the 80s to give their take on David Coverdale and crystal pepsi.

Has anyone else noticed that only the ugliest of people go to this karaoke thing. Every photo of these events are of washed up porn stars or porn star wannabes. Ive seen better groups of people loitering around dumpsters in dark alleyways.

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Woops, sorry. I thought you might, but I keep thinking I should at least try to start threads, even if they're not great and they're only pilfering your ideas.

I love you Monkey, make love to me? You have to kiss me though or else I'll just feel used.

Anyway, do your thing. Give the people what they want. It'll be funnier anyway.

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No its good and funnier then what i was going to post, i was thinking something alone the lines of, 'look that girl is like not good looking' and 'omg this girl is really not good looking'

(pamela peaks)(monkey)

I used to hate zenman until i found out it was jrv using him as a scape goat, i will line him up and take him down.