This city hasn't had a good riot in a decade and I suspect there may be one no matter who wins or loses in the Illini-UNC game. This is obviously an opportune time for Sammura and her extended family to break out of Cabrini Green and free themselves from cracka oppression while taking out the Arab along the way. My time here is short so I better get these thoughts out while there's still time.

Therefore I would like to make it known that Monkey and James can thumbwrestle over my worldly possessions, the rest of you don't get shit because they're the only two who will even try to find some of my remains for identification and will form a posse led by dogs trained to hunt by the smell of gold-chains and bunsen burners and punctured soda cans to bring me vengeance, the rest of you are all about ME ME ME and what I can do for you, you fucking ingrates. Since I won't be alive tomorrow and my corpse will bear the track marks of a thousand Air Jordans, I think it's time to tell you how I really feel, I have nothing to lose.

And if I'm in a permanent vegetative state I want you guys to keep your fucking hands off my feeding tube, those nasal nutrients are quite tasty when the alternative is godless death.

unfortuately IL lost the midwest will relish in great season....just a question...I mean it has been a minuite since I lived in Chicago but didn't they tear down Cabrini Green and put them in scatterside housing?

You can imagine me standing at the windows now, watching for fires and looters through the aim on my shotgun. A few buildings from Cabrini are still there - the big red monstrosities with white crossbars around the windows, you can't miss 'em. They're just to the right of that other monstrosity, the old Monty Wards building that they turned into condo-lofts and which will be on the frontline once this race war gets started here tonight. I say no more, I don't want to reveal my precise location... Sammura's got a few more minutes left in her AOL free 700 hour package.

tanta's Daddy, I feel your skills in handling bodily remains may come in... useful. Shh: say no more. My people will be in touch.

I think I hear some shouting. I hope I don't have to skin a few folks and write "KILL THE PIGS" on the walls to get this thing started.

That would be great if i was in your will. BWAHAH, i leave my estate to mr smelly monkey. I would probably sell all the stuff and use the funds to kill people i hate like jrv, fayner, the kerkavoes, helen hunt,etc. Because its what arab would've wanted . Im going to do that when i die, like leave all my money to a random person or a cat and screw my family from the grave

The odds of my being murdered by a deranged client are actually not that bad. Ask Goat Lawyer how many assassins he's dodged. It's like Cape Fear, first they molest your children and shove their fingers in their mouth (MOST DISTURBING SCENE EVER, I hate Julianne Moore, fucking Scientologists). Then they try to boil you in the jacuzzi. A guy I know got his start defending Aryan Brotherhood and Volksfront members out in whatsitcalled, Pelican Bay? They still have their preteen groupie chicks on the outside writing gleeful letters about how they're going to decapitate him. It's okay, though, because he's a prick.

That whole feeding tube thing creeps me out. Do they have a little ceremony when they remove it, with noise makers and those little horns people blow on New Years Eve? You've got to have a hell of a lot of trust in someone, I mean my father's a manic depressive and my mother is a sadist who would probably enjoy bending the tube and watching me turn different shades from red to blue while she giggles. This is just making me angry all over again, I hate you all.

Its good to see Arab made it through the night.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. Burn motherfucker burn

Not just made it... the city was dead last night. I'm sort of disappointed in the lack of irrational violence in Chicago. It wasn't like this when Joe Batters ran the mob.

After the first riots in I think '91, every year when the Bulls were closing in on another championship, they'd cut to commercial and show Michael Jordan saying "Hey everybody, let's celebrate... but celebrate safe!" XXX, you must remember those. I don't know about you, but I was all ready to hurl the garbage can through the window of the electronics store like Spike did after the pigs killed Radio Rahim, but Michael's words had a soothing effect on me.

DAMN, and I was already loading up!

Arab, it sounds like you are going to have to move to Detroit if you want any action.

i'm flattered. it's like this nation just can't put a solid angry, rioting and looting mob together anymore. are we really that soft that we can't pillage our own neighborhoods, hurl a few molotov-cocktails at korean-owned businesses and light some tires and trashcans ablaze? i'd settle for a race-war. somewhere out there, reginald denny's surviving-relatives are mocking us.

This nation was built on chasing people with pitchforks and irrational violence. If standing on a car screaming RAHOWA is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Ok which one of you two is Charlie Manson- logging onto this board from prison